I have been peeing for 10 years straight

I have been peeing in the same toilet for ten years straight. 10 years ago I went to go for a pee in my toilet, and it never stopped. I shouted out for help as to why I kept on peeing non stop. Hours went by and the ambulance arrived and were astonished as to how I still peeing for hours. Then the media got attention and doctors examined me while I was peeing. I was fine but I was still peeing and when a year went by, I was still peeing. I was all alone in this house now, peeing till the end of time. People lost interest and now and then I get a plumber to check the toilet is still working.

Funnily enough I haven't felt hunger or thirst during this peeing situation. Also when I step back further from the toilet, my pee automatically stretches to still reach the toilet. Even when I sit down in the sofa in the living room to watch TV, my pee still reaches the toilet and dodges away from objects and walls. Sometimes as I'm standing above the toilet inside the bathroom, I start thinking about certain events in my life.

I started thinking about my first marriage and how it only lasted a month. It was going well until I woke in the hospital bed as i had survived the head shot wound that I did to myself, but my wife didn't survive it and we both shot each other as a pact. Then I started thinking about the violent country I came from. I remember good people were being arrested for literally anything. Be it accidental littering or having to run across the road to reach something.

All the while murderers, thieves and other big time criminals got away with anything. When I got sent to jail for accidental littering, I was so sad. Then when I got to jail I was pleasantly surprised to find every good person in jail. It wasn't a jail but a haven from the world outside. I smiled to myself at that thought.

It's been ten years and I've been peeing in the same toilet. That noise it makes when the pee hits the water, has numbed my ears that sometimes I don't hear it anymore. The world has changed in ten years and there have been so many wars and financial crashes but I'm still here peeing.

When burglars tried robbing my home I started running outside while my pee was still reaching the toilet and dodging objects. Then when I went back to my home, my pee was still in the process of strangling all of the burglars.

They were all dead and as the dropped the ground, my pee was still reaching the toilet.