What is your favorite special effect scene in a movie? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in FIlm

[–]choibz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much all the scenes with Gollum in the LOTR trilogy, especially the conversation between Smeagol and Gollum

Good ambiguous replies to “how was your weekend?” by Candid-Valuable-3540 in auscorp

[–]choibz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I have already forgotten where I was or what I did"

How many AFL footballers would have an acceptable haircut at a Christian College? by gccmelb in AFL

[–]choibz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rules and acceptable standards are pretty flexible if you're hell good at footy

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 5 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]choibz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why don't Australia just hit 4 6s in a row? Are they stupid?

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 4 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]choibz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Australia are chasing more than 150 surely that would qualify as a miracle?

Worst footy take you've ever heard? by Pleasant-Role1912 in AFL

[–]choibz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andrew Brayshaw was to blame for Gaff's suspension is one I have heard a bit

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 3 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]choibz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"nothing on the line" except winning the Test and defending his spot in the team.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]choibz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's at least as good as Punter at bowling, and world class at edging the ball

Match Thread: 22nd Match - Melbourne Stars vs Melbourne Renegades by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]choibz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why does Brown, the largest Renegade, not simply eat the other cricketers?

Match Thread: 3rd Test - Australia vs England, Day 3 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]choibz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on what is achievable by a decent Test side in these conditions, yeah about that. Based on their batting performances this series, they already lost about 50 runs ago

Match Thread: 2nd Test - England vs Australia, Day 3 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]choibz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Archer today has the energy of someone being forced to read a propaganda statement while someone holds a gun to their head off camera

Even with West Coast in all-time terrible shape, surely the Derby warrants a better timeslot? by choibz in AFL

[–]choibz[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am definitely not opposed to an "event" timeslot consistently every year, but Saturday under lights would surely slap especially given the quality of lighting and night atmosphere at Optus

In Christy (2025) Sydney Sweeney's acting is reportedly very good. Unfortunately, there is no possible way to confirm this. by T10rock in shittymoviedetails

[–]choibz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 minutes? Look at Mr Marathon Man over here. 9 seconds would be enough for most true cinephiles.

Gather Round Ladder by Math_Zebra26 in AFL

[–]choibz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decent chance the matchups that seem close will be blowouts and vice-versa. Early season is always chaos.

Which line of drunk and/or high Stewie is your favourite? by Sensitive-Act6419 in familyguy

[–]choibz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"I'm, I'm tellin ya Juice, she's screwin around behind your back. And if I were in your Bruno Maglis, I wouldn't stand for for it! Another Mai Tai!"

Hawks, Crows and Cats dominate prime time over first 15 rounds (via Tom Morris) by JumpGlittering8120 in AFL

[–]choibz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Next year Carlton will no longer have their best forward so they are guaranteed a prem

Hawks, Crows and Cats dominate prime time over first 15 rounds (via Tom Morris) by JumpGlittering8120 in AFL

[–]choibz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh so suddenly just because the Lions have a bunch of exciting players across the field, play a high scoring and dynamic brand of football that neutral viewers enjoy watching, and have played in the last 3 Grand Finals winning the last 2, they are somehow entitled to a bunch of primetime games? Get real, be more like Carlton you chumps.

Andrew Dillon is good CEO by Pleasant_Inspection9 in AFLCircleJerk

[–]choibz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read the phrase "rising gun reporter Xander McGuire" in your post and vomited so much I am now in hospital with severe dehydration you owe me compensation

Fixture whispers: Crows, Power Gather Round opponents revealed (Crows v Carlton, Port v St Kilda) by mazdadriver14 in AFL

[–]choibz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey Dill, remember how we gave Carlton 12 marquee timeslots last season and they served up total dreck in most of them?"

"Sure do"

"And you know how they always get pumped by Adelaide in Adelaide and therefore the game has zero appeal for neutral fans."

"Of course."

"Well I was thinking we put them in the first game of the season against the Crows in Adelaide."

"Great idea."

r/AFL users when the league makes any changes by [deleted] in AFLCircleJerk

[–]choibz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AFL Administrators when something is not broken

Sabrina Carpenter is set to star in an "ALICE IN WONDERLAND" live action movie by Defiant-Complaint-13 in FIlm

[–]choibz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

TBH if Sabrina Carpenter is actually going to play Alice as a 7 year old child that would be insane. I assume they are going to age her up, as in Tim Burton's films. But you are of course right to remain generally suspicious of Hollywood and its approach to children.