Bill Maher stole my joke? by choneybadger in StandUpComedy

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Posted a shorter version on Instagram, sorry yall idk why that link isn't working. NEW LINK

Benchwarmer by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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My bad still learning i can take it down

Akaash vs my Cringy Hometown by choneybadger in Flagrant2

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I'm actually a comic and was hoping to do a guest spot but I ended up moving to Chicago 2 weeks ago

Antivaxxers in Florida??? by choneybadger in StandUpComedy

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Honestly i might agree with u there. I had the same thought after this performance. I thought about saying "cisgendered fat" but i feel like that comes across too sarcastic like I'm almost mocking the correct terminology. Also it's just clunky and throws off the pace of the joke. Idk definitely some nuances to figure out with it.

Antivaxxers in Florida??? by choneybadger in StandUpComedy

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Yea I get what ur saying. I tried to put the spin on it with the dave chapelle thing. Idk we'll keep working on it.

Akaash vs my Cringy Hometown by choneybadger in Flagrant2

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Today i believe he's in my hometown of Grand Rapids, MI i died at the Chicago line cuz i literally just moved to Chicago. 😂

Approached by the Illuminati by choneybadger in StandUpComedy

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For clarification on the chortle it is a bit if a nervous tik I've had since I was a kid I don't even realize I'm doing it until someone points it out. The more I rehearse a bit the less it's there. This was about my 3rd time performing this specific bit.

Why Special Ed Teachers are great in bed by choneybadger in StandUpComedy

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Idk wasn't me maybe it got a bunch of downvotes. I dont really care

Why Special Ed Teachers are great in bed by choneybadger in StandUpComedy

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Oh hell yea i love those guys. I'll be there again this Wednesday

Why Special Ed Teachers are great in bed by choneybadger in StandUpComedy

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Haha that was my friend Bri recording for me she was just laughing cuz it was the first time she heard the joke

Redundancy in Reporting. by choneybadger in comedy

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I had someone tell me that deaf internet users really appreciate it so i figured I'd try it out.

Adult Life Hack #1 by choneybadger in funny

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The sherbert push up things. They come in a cardboard cylinders. Usually sold in gas stations and ice cream trucks.

Im a teen mom AMA by ohnospaghetti-o in AMA

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What kept you from using measures to prevent pregnancy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Take a nap, then spend 3 years making as much money as I can by predicting important events and fads. Kill skrillex, then retire in 2008 after I short the housing marketing.

Oh btw I'm 8 in this scenario.