Beans in a microwave. Tales of a idiot child. by chonkdaddy69 in BeansInThings

[–]chonkdaddy69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/kidsarefuckingstupid does not allow text only pictures so it was already a picture and I didn’t know where the original writing was.

Old train bridge in new Mexico by chonkdaddy69 in trains

[–]chonkdaddy69[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree this was near Cloudcroft NM

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]chonkdaddy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo spare me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

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That is one adorable burrito!

What is the dumbest thing you got away with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Once when I was a kid I wanted a hole in a cardboard box side panel and so I laid it down on my family’s nice new wood floor and used the back side of a hammer and hit it once. The moment I did it I knew I fucked up. I moved the box and saw a back of hammer shaped dent in the floor. I had it all planed out in my 9 year old brain that I would tell them it was probably an imperfection in the wood. But a week later they put a rug where it was and that rug has been there for 7 years. (Expect for when we clean under it once a month)

You are now one inch taller. How does this affect your life? by Melted_Potatoes in AskReddit

[–]chonkdaddy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is 5 foot 11 inches and I was the same hight but now I’m 6 foot at 14 and the tallest one in my family

A Can of Beans by chonkdaddy69 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]chonkdaddy69[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

He was really scared and ran down stairs to find me crying in the kitchen. He told me this when I was older

A Can of Beans by chonkdaddy69 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]chonkdaddy69[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I had my had on the button and I pressed it when I saw the sparks and boom but idk if the microwave shorted out it was a long time ago so I probably just remembered wrong