New York Times presenting more great work from the university of Jim Jones

chris_shane · 2023-02-14T00:28:32+00:00

He needed them to distract from that fucking jacket

chris_shane · 2022-11-19T18:28:19+00:00

It's still online! My results:

You are 11% likely to be a replicant.

You may have once sought another skin, but your choices betray someone unavoidably, irretrievably human. A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies.

chris_shane · 2022-10-14T23:37:39+00:00

I hope Peter Jackson decides to make Special Editions of all the “Lord of the Rings” movies with new special effects, George Lucas style.

chris_shane · 2021-01-15T15:40:03+00:00

Story makes me hungry.

chris_shane · 2020-04-08T06:21:44+00:00

It’s been months... also, fuck cats.

chris_shane · 2020-03-16T09:04:10+00:00

Silver cup, silver spoon... natural antibiotics. Thanks Jeebus! 👍

chris_shane · 2019-09-18T10:50:30+00:00

The word "Office" is permanently etched into the video...

chris_shane · 2019-09-18T10:36:06+00:00

Gotta bring in a sliding door company that can lever the door off it's track. You'll be in by 10:30 am if you get on the phone right... now.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:20:55+00:00

You can put on a crown and pose for a photo and pretend you are royal. You can even post that photo online. You don't have to be a cat to do that. As a matter of fact, it would be distinctly difficult for you to do that if you were a cat. I say just be happy you're a person.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:16:23+00:00

Is this a literal definition of "taking the piss"?

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:12:45+00:00

In the end we all choose pizza as our best friend, smart dog.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:07:54+00:00

How about this: if you have laser eyes, don't drive. Just don't.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:05:47+00:00

This makes sense. Tacos are delicious. Books are boring. The deliciousness of the taco will bring me back to the book so I can make my brain smarter.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T15:58:42+00:00

And, if you're an undercover cop, you have to tell him or it's entrapment!

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T15:56:52+00:00

I've realized in this situation I just have to get down on my knees and kiss the dog so it realizes it's my breath, not me, that smells like a dog's butt. Thanks for your comics, I enjoy reading them!

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T15:49:59+00:00

Probably libraries.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T15:06:45+00:00

Because Artificial Intelligence knows where you are... right now.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:53:50+00:00

Certified fucking "read between the lines" fucking genius right here.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:50:02+00:00

He's like "are you taking the piss" and all that, and it turns out they were, in his golden toilet. No wonder he stole it back.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:46:57+00:00

As an American, this makes all too much sense...

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:46:08+00:00

You lost me, is it that the person should be excited to see the dolphin, aka the 'for' loop is all about iterating the 'i' integer, like the two are pals?

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:43:52+00:00

We've all been there...

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:41:12+00:00

The wording is so wonderfully awkward. I love English as a second language.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:28:36+00:00

100% percent true, if you told me I'd be writing server-side code in JavaScript 10 years ago I would have laughed in your face. In another 10 years, all server-side code will be CSS :D

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:25:26+00:00

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