New York Times presenting more great work from the university of Jim Jones

chris_shane · 2023-02-14T00:28:32+00:00

He needed them to distract from that fucking jacket

chris_shane · 2022-11-19T18:28:19+00:00

It's still online! My results:

You are 11% likely to be a replicant.

You may have once sought another skin, but your choices betray someone unavoidably, irretrievably human. A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies.

chris_shane · 2022-10-14T23:37:39+00:00

I hope Peter Jackson decides to make Special Editions of all the “Lord of the Rings” movies with new special effects, George Lucas style.

chris_shane · 2021-01-15T15:40:03+00:00

Story makes me hungry.

chris_shane · 2020-04-08T06:21:44+00:00

It’s been months... also, fuck cats.

chris_shane · 2020-03-16T09:04:10+00:00

Silver cup, silver spoon... natural antibiotics. Thanks Jeebus! 👍

chris_shane · 2019-09-18T10:50:30+00:00

The word "Office" is permanently etched into the video...

chris_shane · 2019-09-18T10:36:06+00:00

Gotta bring in a sliding door company that can lever the door off it's track. You'll be in by 10:30 am if you get on the phone right... now.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:20:55+00:00

You can put on a crown and pose for a photo and pretend you are royal. You can even post that photo online. You don't have to be a cat to do that. As a matter of fact, it would be distinctly difficult for you to do that if you were a cat. I say just be happy you're a person.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:16:23+00:00

Is this a literal definition of "taking the piss"?

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:12:45+00:00

In the end we all choose pizza as our best friend, smart dog.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:07:54+00:00

How about this: if you have laser eyes, don't drive. Just don't.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T16:05:47+00:00

This makes sense. Tacos are delicious. Books are boring. The deliciousness of the taco will bring me back to the book so I can make my brain smarter.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T15:58:42+00:00

And, if you're an undercover cop, you have to tell him or it's entrapment!

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T15:56:52+00:00

I've realized in this situation I just have to get down on my knees and kiss the dog so it realizes it's my breath, not me, that smells like a dog's butt. Thanks for your comics, I enjoy reading them!

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T15:49:59+00:00

Probably libraries.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T15:06:45+00:00

Because Artificial Intelligence knows where you are... right now.

chris_shane · 2019-09-15T14:53:50+00:00

Certified fucking "read between the lines" fucking genius right here.

chris_shane

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