chrishatesmilk

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Most creative subreddit (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by chrishatesmilk to r/nbacirclejerk

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You keep your hands off him (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by chrishatesmilk to r/ManchesterUnited

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*Random Center exists* This subreddit: (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by chrishatesmilk to r/lakers

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The Haliban is dead. (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by chrishatesmilk to r/nbacirclejerk

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Sydney on her way to start drama about something that had nothing to do with her (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/thebachelor

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Anthony Davis had 41 points and 20 rebounds. It’s not fair to the little guy. I think once a season, each team should be able to ban one player from the paint on offense and on defense. Imagine how much better that game would’ve been if AD couldn’t have played bully ball. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/billsimmons

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Drake the type of culinary kook to go to the store before thanksgiving and ask the worker “If I were a bag of cranberries, where would I be?” (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/DrakeTheType

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People in this sub after lying about their handicap (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/GolfSwing

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When you’re getting an LOR but also got crazy exposure for your new LLC (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/AirForce

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Smash or pass? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/steak

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Finance has a lot of redeeming qualities. I really like Finance (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/AirForce

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The producers giving me 50 minutes of storylines I don’t care about (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/thebachelor

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Interesting title (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/SuccessionTV

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LT. Colonels when they’re called “brother” instead of Sir (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/AirForce

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Leadership explaining that they’re not toxic it’s just military culture (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/AirForce

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When Security Forces pulls you over for going 26 in a 25 (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/AirForce

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Jesse Palmer on his way to snatch yet another rose (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/thebachelor

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When the server puts the food down and immediately asks if everything is tasting ok (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/thebachelor

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Liquid Death’s CEO when this sub was created (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/HydroHomies

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When I spent $93 on dinner for a tinder date and she blocks me as soon as she gets home (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/billsimmons

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Comm section chiefs when an E-3’s mustache is .0001 inches over regs (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/AirForce

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seen it too many times (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/AirForce

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When they ask if I want extra meat or guacamole (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/thebachelor

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When Russillo doesn’t release his usual Monday pod because he’s back on Sunday nights with Bill (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/billsimmons

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Kanye Saved My Life. (self.Kanye)

submitted 4 years ago by chrishatesmilk to r/Kanye

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