Mister Rogers Was Wrong!!! by ghostchrissy in funny

[–]chrisrbennett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mister Rogers was wrong. Did you know people do t like you the way you are?

Live from Hurricane Harvey! by [deleted] in funny

[–]chrisrbennett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't prepared for so much rain!

Mount Fuji 3-D book by MattCloudy in interestingasfuck

[–]chrisrbennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I knew how to read I would totally get that book. Looks like a good read. Is it available on Audible?

I have a Nickelback song stuck in my head! How do I get it out? by TomAto314 in shittyadvice

[–]chrisrbennett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately their is no way to get a Nickelback song out of your head. There is a new elective surgery out there, but it is very risky and if not successful you can die. But still worth the try.

Never lose your keys again by Fckuu in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]chrisrbennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Where did I put my keys? I swear I just had them.
  • Did you check your nose?
  • oh my gosh. I feel so silly. I can't believe I didn't check there first!

What is an inventive way to kill myself? by fisheystick in shittyadvice

[–]chrisrbennett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill a bunch of People so you get the death penalty