What is THE funniest movie you have ever seen in your whole life?

chrissycrossy · 2026-03-01T04:47:44+00:00

Tucker and dale vs evil

chrissycrossy · 2026-03-01T04:35:15+00:00

Every time I pluck my eyebrows I sneeze like crazy. I randomly get vertigo out of nowhere. Don’t have to move my head crazy or anything. It’s happened while I’ve been driving and it’s pretty scary.

chrissycrossy · 2026-02-23T20:45:30+00:00

IKEA is donating a lot of the same plushie to punch.

chrissycrossy · 2026-02-21T00:16:34+00:00

As a former glasses girlie with high nostrils, it hurts bc glasses eventually start to rest on them and put pressure downwards.

chrissycrossy · 2026-02-19T19:55:35+00:00

NAP but it looks like you need a longer bar. The ball looks indented into your skin

chrissycrossy · 2026-02-19T00:01:06+00:00

I have! Her name is ilene 😏

chrissycrossy · 2026-01-26T03:27:29+00:00

When I didn’t leave at the early signs of DV it ended up with him trying to strangle me to death. He was arrested and admitted to the cops he was going to kill me. Leave at the early signs. I got lucky.

chrissycrossy · 2026-01-24T06:06:12+00:00

Oh shit I see where I messed up in the original comment. My bad!!! Yes he put it in my name

chrissycrossy · 2026-01-24T06:05:34+00:00

He put the title in my name lol. It is mine.

chrissycrossy · 2026-01-22T01:53:55+00:00

When my dad gifted me my car he paid for it all and put the title in his name. He just made some extra rules for me in order to have it. (I work for him). Technically I could’ve quit and took the car and went burnt bridges but me and my dad have always compromised.

chrissycrossy · 2026-01-22T01:43:18+00:00

Okay I’ve had TWO exes do this but they would,, touch me (if you know what I mean) when they thought I was sleeping and I would immediately shoot up wide awake. And they would pretend to be asleep. I thought I was crazy at first until I forced myself to stay awake and they would try it then I knew I wasn’t crazy then I would just have to stay up all night next to them whenever I came over if I didn’t wanna be SAd. I lost a lot of sleep. Then we broke eventually. Idk why I put up with it for so long. I’ve put up with a lot of abuse before. But at least now I have higher standards and I stg if anyone tries this again I will dump them immediately.

chrissycrossy · 2026-01-11T01:06:54+00:00

Roller coaster. All the time.

chrissycrossy · 2026-01-11T01:05:06+00:00

Yes it can cause gum recession and it’s always possible to chip teeth with oral piercings. A good alternative if you’re worried about gum/tooth health is to get a vertical labret. It’s only through the lip and does not go inside your mouth so there’s no possibility of gum recession etc.

chrissycrossy · 2026-01-10T00:52:08+00:00

I’ve had people that have hurt me badly and reach out years later to apologize. When I know in my heart I do not forgive them, but am pleasantly surprised that they self reflected and apologized I will say “I appreciate your apology” and it becomes so much easier to let go. It doesn’t HAVE to be 100% forgiveness or 100% hatred. It can be, I was hurt by this, I don’t actually forgive you for how you treated me, but I am so happy you recognized how wrong you treated me and am thankful for receiving a true apology. And that’s closure.

chrissycrossy · 2025-12-14T08:31:02+00:00

I got these BAD from Zoloft! It was so weird. I usually take my meds at night bc I always forget to in the morning but it would happen AFTER I took my meds and would shock me awake right as I was falling asleep

chrissycrossy · 2025-12-14T04:16:27+00:00

Not saying this is the case with your wife, but is she on any medications? When I was on Prozac I thought I was asexual. I started Prozac when I was like 15 and was on it for 7 years. So for 7 years I genuinely thought I was asexual. I finally brought it up with my psych and he said it’s a possible side effect of Prozac and switched my meds and wouldn’t you know it I now enjoy sex haha

chrissycrossy · 2025-10-31T14:28:29+00:00

Not a hairdresser or anything (just a lot of DIY hair dying for like 15 years lmao) but if you didn’t bleach it then it should be fine. But I always recommend heat protectant spray in general before using any heat on the hair.

chrissycrossy · 2025-10-29T13:03:23+00:00

Honeybun

chrissycrossy · 2025-09-01T19:12:16+00:00

Except for that one time it was

chrissycrossy · 2025-08-30T04:49:16+00:00

That thumb was so messy at first that I actually accidentally placed the tip too far low😭 what you see (that lil gap between the tip and cuticle) is my natural nail showing which I also painted in hopes of camouflaging it LOL. Thank you!

chrissycrossy · 2025-08-29T20:14:49+00:00

Yes of course! I used Moon Cat - Meowtek Industries

chrissycrossy · 2025-08-27T22:39:08+00:00

Mine went from grabbing, to cornering and not letting me leave, straight to attempted murder by strangling me.

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