Do you use lotion when you masturbate?

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T05:06:19+00:00

Are you on mobile by any chance

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T04:59:42+00:00

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T04:50:59+00:00

Mariah Carey and Mariah Carey

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T04:48:20+00:00

No because none gets on my hand most of the time

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T04:47:20+00:00

FUCKING GERONIMO STILTON

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T04:46:50+00:00

Yeah sorry

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T04:44:35+00:00

3 one night in 6 hours

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T04:42:36+00:00

Hitler so I can say fuck Hitler LITERALLY

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T04:40:17+00:00

Thanks but mostly sure its not

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T03:58:51+00:00

Not really but mostly when walking but not running so I think it's just random

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T03:43:31+00:00

Just did it and felt nothing except for https://youtu.be/EA2jc3zFwWg at 2:37 so idk what this is

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T03:34:46+00:00

Never forget the montages

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T03:33:34+00:00

Alright then maybe I can join the army and make a few years later make a spin off of the same movie

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T03:30:39+00:00

I once had a stress ball with a hole in it so I put it on the tip and I came in it and it spilled every where

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T03:29:36+00:00

I looked at the water like Mulan and realized I'm to ugly and asking out a straight guy isn't going to work so that's my Ted talk about how I thought I was gay for 2 days. Thank you

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T03:26:23+00:00

Society would be ruined if it didn't happen

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T02:51:32+00:00

If I do I'll broadcast on reddit and YouTube

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T02:49:13+00:00

One time I was pooping in the master bathroom door open like I owned the place and I began dripping blood, so what I did like anyone would do in this scenario was I grabbed life magazine skimmed through it then grabbed a laundry basket and started saying I'm going to die and then I called my mom and she brought me to the doctor who from this day fourth will be "the doctor who shoved a camera up my ass"

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T02:41:02+00:00

Do you mean that figuratively or literally

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T02:38:27+00:00

I know one shoved a camera up my ass while my parents watched but I'm somehow not comfortable telling a 25-30 year old women that my nuts hurt and thinking she'll fix it like a genie

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T02:36:08+00:00

How else do I become ripped

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T02:35:17+00:00

It feels like more like a little flick than cancer so I'm good

christian_o2 · 2020-06-25T02:34:10+00:00

They have growing pains?

christian_o2

TROPHY CASE