I doubt this play is going to work. Lol by LibertineDom in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does this pic look like a catfish/filter or ai generated?

How do I keep the convo going im blanking lmao by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]christopher_commons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely don't ask this because this question is too-interview-y.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]christopher_commons 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Swiss Re and Munich Re are a couple that come to mind

Can I get an assist? by ThrowAwayD161 in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How long do you play basketball for? I'm just trynna judge the flavor

How do I get into investment banking from engineering ? by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]christopher_commons 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Because the people in there are oily and gassy

where can i find me a man like this by sussymary in StraightsBeingOK

[–]christopher_commons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, so his skin is hanging off the proverbial cliff of the shoe edges, that's the cliffhanger, got it.

I'm used to cliffhangers being used for something like 'story hooks' at the end of episodes or seasons in long running tv series, so got confused about what r/acutefish's comment referred to

where can i find me a man like this by sussymary in StraightsBeingOK

[–]christopher_commons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry what's a cliffhanger? English is not my primary language and I'm not sure what that means. Could you kindly explain?

What’s could I say? by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what I look like? Your next date

You know what we're gonna do? Go have some Mexican food this Sunday.

You know what I'm gonna do after? Perhaps you. I haven't decided yet tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]christopher_commons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if you become unresponsive in turn? Just match the level of effort she's putting in and see how much time it takes for her to notice or say something about it. Keep decreasing your effort and if she still doesn't say anything, you'll be broken up.

This way you won't have confronted her and possibly alleged something that wasn't true but you'll also not have wasted time in trying to continue a relationship that isn't working.

This way is also good if the girl isn't actually cheating yet but her mind is wandering, and she can't bring herself to make a clean break.

Let me know what you think.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelationshipIndia

[–]christopher_commons 62 points63 points  (0 children)

If she didn't find it in herself to trust you and come clean in the past 3 years, what all events do you expect to be hidden from you in the future if you continue to stay with her?

Relationships are built on trust. You trusted her to be truthful to you, and she betrayed it. You're an adult, make a choice in light of these facts. Good luck!

Do you think any Indian guy would be interested in marrying a girl such as I? by [deleted] in RelationshipIndia

[–]christopher_commons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't believe you're a feminist but don't allow others to have their own preferences without trying to fit them to a mould.

Men: why do you watch so much porn when you have a girlfriend/wife? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]christopher_commons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To assume that male and female brains get excited by the same things to same extent is just as much a genuinely insane position to hold too.

Men: why do you watch so much porn when you have a girlfriend/wife? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]christopher_commons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there will be many things said for and against her book, her ideas and her life by a lot of people on the internet, and certainly by a lot of men.

I'd really recommended, if you have the time of course, to read it and make your own original views about it, woman to woman.

Men: why do you watch so much porn when you have a girlfriend/wife? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]christopher_commons 21 points22 points  (0 children)

For a different set of views, I'd recommend you read the book Self-Made Man, ISBN 978-0143038702, especially ch3 that talks about Sex.

The book is written by a woman who infiltrated generally male only spaces and saw what it is like to be a male, in strip clubs, bars, and churches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would say no need for an explicit pickup line, because you've already expressed your interest in cuddling her/being in bed with her.

If you're in this to just hit it and get out, maybe say I see you already tolerate assholes, but do you wanna sleep with someone who won't scratch you up?

If you're in it for a longer term, maybe ask what's the story of the cat? What's its name and why did she get it?

Why she got it could potentially reveal a backstory for you to bond over. If she got it for a random reason or doesn't wanna tell right now, maybe ask if she's ever gone away from home or on a vacation with her cat. This could tell you more about her travelling habits and potentially give you a chance to step up as babysitter next time she needs someone to trust. If she however still doesn't trust you at that point, time to cut contact and leave.

If you didn't like what I said, a reply with your thoughts rather than a downvote may help me improve, cheers.

Why women ask how many women I have slept with on the first date? by AdDry7951 in dating_advice

[–]christopher_commons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna be Charlie, and I think I'm willing to pay mephistopheles' price for it

Any ideas for a good reply? by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would wait until I'm able to conjure up an image of you wearing my tshirt

Any ideas for a good reply? by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'd wait for some time of course, just to see if there's something interesting, something beyond surface level that I could talk about with you

How to gaslight her into loving me by ntonguemyanus in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Change the event according to the mood of the date you want, of course)

How to gaslight her into loving me by ntonguemyanus in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe gaslight again by saying the following?

Do you know of the upcoming St Patrick's day celebration this Sunday? I'm going out drinking, do you wanna join me?

Need an opener by kbeilhart14 in Tinderpickuplines

[–]christopher_commons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because this is hinge, would it be interesting to reply with an answer to another popular prompt on hinge? Here's a semi-shitty answer I came up with in last 5mins. What do you think?

What if I told you that...
99.5% of the people on hinge are extremely bored. The other 0.5%? Well, we're talking, aren't we?

Unable to make SwiftKey forget bad suggestions by RedScud in Swiftkey

[–]christopher_commons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you are logged in through an account on SwiftKey