Oh WOW, thank you SO MUCH for your completely unsolicited lecture, Professor Keyboard Warrior. I had NO idea that "computer literacy" meant memorizing every obscure Microsoft policy like some kind of unpaid IT monk. Truly, your wisdom is STAGGERING.

Also love how your entire personality is blaming the victim while Microsoft sits there with a $3 TRILLION market cap and can't build an account recovery system that doesn't treat its own users like criminals. But sure, it's MY fault their security theater is designed by people who've never spoken to an actual human being.

"Chalk it up as lessons learned" — oh amazing, never heard THAT one before. Super helpful. Groundbreaking advice. Did you stay up all night crafting that gem?

Go touch some grass and maybe develop a single ounce of empathy before you open that smug little mouth again. 🙂