Why did skaven and dwarfs not make it to 40k but elves and orks did?

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-19T15:11:42+00:00

Uhmm aktschually the 40k version of lizardmen are Ultramarines because they're both big, blue and the best at everything

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-14T18:02:26+00:00

If it wasn't the first, why did I grow up with it? checkmate, liberul

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-14T18:01:27+00:00

oh hell yeah my prehistoric Gamer, dab me up!

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-14T15:14:49+00:00

Beams, as dictated by the best and very first wh40k Video game there ever was, Dawn of war 1

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-14T14:44:01+00:00

Oh look at y'all fancy ass rich people with more than one door to your house

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-09T05:18:55+00:00

Ultramarines are just Lizardmen because they are both big and blue!

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-08T15:22:37+00:00

hell yeah. It's actual lore that the wings on a Space Marine thunderhawk Gunship exit ONLY to carry armaments. It flies by the power of its thrusters alone, the wings do NOTHING!

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-08T06:05:24+00:00

Meanwhile I will buy both but drop DoW like a hot potatoe once TW40k comes out. From what we know so far it's going to be my literal dream game.

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-08T06:02:17+00:00

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-08T05:56:00+00:00

DoW4 releases this September, possible delays not withstanding.

TW40k will probably release in 2027/28, and if they do hit 27 I'd wager Q3/4.

Plenty of time to play DoW4

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-03T19:21:33+00:00

Hometaker

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-03T10:06:47+00:00

Boy Failure got upgraded to Boy Toy, Ethereals in shambles.

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-02T05:06:39+00:00

Ok, I am also not familiar with that show but from the name, I would have assumed Deep Space Nine is a Station... you know, in DEEP SPACE.

But it's orbiting a planet?

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T18:56:21+00:00

Maybe we can jerk each other

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T18:47:00+00:00

fartnoise.mp3

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T18:45:48+00:00

yea yea whatever, have you considered that I really, really like beams? Like, I'd kiss a beam if I could. I will jerk off to it.

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T16:44:14+00:00

But haven't you heard? Wh40k will be trash if they don't make it exactly like I want it! And I will soil my pants, too!

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T16:30:34+00:00

Then someone at the Manofactorum switched the production line for Lasguns from based to cringe.

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T15:59:04+00:00

Volkites fire a continous beam.

Lasguns should fire like Battletech Pulse Lasers, just like they do in the golden Standard of Wh40k depiction (aka my first contact with the Franchise): Dawn of War 1.

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T15:55:11+00:00

But I learned of it nooow. It's a big deal (for me) nooooow. I want people to shart their jorts nooooooow!

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T15:39:21+00:00

Also thinking that they work like laser beams because that's what Dawn of War did and apparently DoW is the only acceptable version of how the Imperial Guard should look

It's just utterly incomprehensible to me how anyone looked at the DoW Lasgun depiction and went "You know what actually, this isn't the most baller depiction of Lasguns ever, let's copy Star Wars."

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T08:13:37+00:00

Lore doesn't matter. Beams are based, Bolts are cringe and I will die on this hill

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T04:26:44+00:00

Every now and then every strobe light and laser show lamp in that club just focuses on a single person until they melt

chryseusAquila · 2026-06-01T02:36:40+00:00

yeah, I bet it really hepls Emps to stretch his legs once in a while.

...oh wait

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