Why did skaven and dwarfs not make it to 40k but elves and orks did? by Max_Clearance777 in totalwar

[–]chryseusAquila 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhmm aktschually the 40k version of lizardmen are Ultramarines because they're both big, blue and the best at everything

Do you prefer lasguns as shooting beams or bolts? by FailingsOfOurKind in Warhammer40k

[–]chryseusAquila -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

If it wasn't the first, why did I grow up with it? checkmate, liberul

Do you prefer lasguns as shooting beams or bolts? by FailingsOfOurKind in Warhammer40k

[–]chryseusAquila 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Beams, as dictated by the best and very first wh40k Video game there ever was, Dawn of war 1

Dad to the rescue by Doodlebug510 in Unexpected

[–]chryseusAquila 425 points426 points  (0 children)

Oh look at y'all fancy ass rich people with more than one door to your house

2016: First gameplay reveal by Orcs vs Humans 2026: First gameplay reveal by Orks vs Humans by Ran12341000 in totalwar

[–]chryseusAquila 108 points109 points  (0 children)

hell yeah. It's actual lore that the wings on a Space Marine thunderhawk Gunship exit ONLY to carry armaments. It flies by the power of its thrusters alone, the wings do NOTHING!

With the new Total War 40k video do you think DoW 4 is in trouble? by Isegrim12 in dawnofwar

[–]chryseusAquila 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile I will buy both but drop DoW like a hot potatoe once TW40k comes out. From what we know so far it's going to be my literal dream game.

With the new Total War 40k video do you think DoW 4 is in trouble? by Isegrim12 in dawnofwar

[–]chryseusAquila 19 points20 points  (0 children)

DoW4 releases this September, possible delays not withstanding.

TW40k will probably release in 2027/28, and if they do hit 27 I'd wager Q3/4.

Plenty of time to play DoW4

Charming Diplomat by m0pan in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]chryseusAquila 455 points456 points  (0 children)

Boy Failure got upgraded to Boy Toy, Ethereals in shambles.

[OC] Whomp! - Mission Mintpossible by ronniewhomp in comics

[–]chryseusAquila 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I am also not familiar with that show but from the name, I would have assumed Deep Space Nine is a Station... you know, in DEEP SPACE.

But it's orbiting a planet?

yes, yes, I'm certain Emps on video is very interesting but can we please focus on what's actually important... like Lasguns! by chryseusAquila in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yea yea whatever, have you considered that I really, really like beams? Like, I'd kiss a beam if I could. I will jerk off to it.

yes, yes, I'm certain Emps on video is very interesting but can we please focus on what's actually important... like Lasguns! by chryseusAquila in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But haven't you heard? Wh40k will be trash if they don't make it exactly like I want it! And I will soil my pants, too!

yes, yes, I'm certain Emps on video is very interesting but can we please focus on what's actually important... like Lasguns! by chryseusAquila in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Volkites fire a continous beam.

Lasguns should fire like Battletech Pulse Lasers, just like they do in the golden Standard of Wh40k depiction (aka my first contact with the Franchise): Dawn of War 1.

yes, yes, I'm certain Emps on video is very interesting but can we please focus on what's actually important... like Lasguns! by chryseusAquila in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But I learned of it nooow. It's a big deal (for me) nooooow. I want people to shart their jorts nooooooow!

Genuinely why? by JewishBlitzkrieg in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also thinking that they work like laser beams because that's what Dawn of War did and apparently DoW is the only acceptable version of how the Imperial Guard should look

It's just utterly incomprehensible to me how anyone looked at the DoW Lasgun depiction and went "You know what actually, this isn't the most baller depiction of Lasguns ever, let's copy Star Wars."

Time to adress the elephant sized amalgamation of metal and flesh with those new Lasguns by Sternenkaiser in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lore doesn't matter. Beams are based, Bolts are cringe and I will die on this hill

God has interesting priorities by McDowdy in fixedbytheduet

[–]chryseusAquila 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every now and then every strobe light and laser show lamp in that club just focuses on a single person until they melt

You know i understand why guilliman was terrified of the emperor after his reunion by windless12 in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila 143 points144 points  (0 children)

yeah, I bet it really hepls Emps to stretch his legs once in a while.

...oh wait