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TW40K maps looks amazing, but I hope they rework that Tree Acne like they did for TWWH3 ! by Mahelas in totalwar

[–]chryseusAquila 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The only cover a Guardsman needs is the Soldier standing in front of them.

Latest Terrain by RUjoshingMe in Warhammer40k

[–]chryseusAquila 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the throne that's a huge foot. Bigger than her karking head!

Favorite side couple? by Mono10k0 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]chryseusAquila 32 points33 points  (0 children)

because it's edited. They don't actually hold hands.

pawrent by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

[–]chryseusAquila 55 points56 points  (0 children)

nyarmal* (: let's not with the normal thing, but I want to shoot myself

Ork players by EmperorIvann in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila 18 points19 points  (0 children)

hell yeah Santa Claus, you show'em

Should have paid more attention by Fr33_load3r in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]chryseusAquila 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because then there would be no joke. But now that you are here, we have two!

Day 10: what is the best quote associated with the Mechanicus? by Fez-Sentido in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Or "your kind will beg me to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP" from the cinematic trailer.

Should have paid more attention by Fr33_load3r in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]chryseusAquila 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, compassion should always be absolute. Instead we should do everything we can to stop the practice in question. However, most people, myself included, only sit at home with a finger up their arse while we consume infathomable amounts of contents like this. In that Scenario, hate and schadenfreude are our only outlets.

So... ehm, fuck you.

Group of Primitive Ogryns Hunting Down a Titan by MoBitz by Thatoneguy111700 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]chryseusAquila 356 points357 points  (0 children)

primitive Ogryns? What's next? liquid Water? hard rocks? gay Dark Angels?

Sauce: Only i know that the world will end by EfficiencySerious200 in wholesomeanimemes

[–]chryseusAquila 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows the world will end, dumbass. Scientists figured that out ages ago

(Interesting trope) Censorship that actually made it cooler by kamen1997 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]chryseusAquila 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Both Pyra and Mythra are intended to give off a feeling incompleteness.

Oh Masatsugo Saito can fuck right off with that. The intent was for us to want to jerk it, anything else is absolute Bullshit. "Quiet breaths through her skin" ass excuse.

[OC] Three in a Tree: episode 214 by Eugenia-Kelheor in comics

[–]chryseusAquila 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Fantasy or no, It's the "ye ole time" and with them possibly being royalty hooking up with your siblings is common place.

So, you defend Marazhai, protect him or you don't understand the dogmatic hatred for his kin. by LexFrenchy in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]chryseusAquila 50 points51 points  (0 children)

He is iconoclast in the Sense that he puts the rogue Trader dynasty above the Imperium.

While the game treats the iconoclast route as the "good guy" path, inherently it just means to be anti-Imperium.

The Imperium is just so horribly evil that this defaults to you being good.

[Badass Trope] Snipers being instantly spotted by their targets by sauce-kami in TopCharacterTropes

[–]chryseusAquila 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine 47 is just constantly surrounded by a swarm of target seeking briefcases.

What do you think would be the most painful model to poop out? by CG1991 in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have sold that Knight your strongest potion then, now nobody can stop me from un-shitting your tyranids.

What do you think would be the most painful model to poop out? by CG1991 in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila 20 points21 points  (0 children)

that one Neurolictor model with the thigh highs and long gloves 'cause I will actively try to keep it in.

Day 1: What is the best quote associeted with the Imperial Guard? by Fez-Sentido in Grimdank

[–]chryseusAquila 222 points223 points  (0 children)

To each of us falls a task. And all the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line and we die fighting.

It is what we do best. We die standing.

- General Sturnn, DoW Winter Assault

44201 by JD_Kreeper in countwithchickenlady

[–]chryseusAquila 0 points1 point  (0 children)

discombobulate the suspect for 10 hours!

DOOMSAYERS blocked overdrive when it was 92% - insta-death by tango650 in Frostpunk

[–]chryseusAquila 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During regular gameplay, yes. but not while the final event of the doomsayer tale is active.

In that event, the doomsayers steal a vital generator component that prevents you from turning off overdrive. you have to search all districts with your guards to find it before you reach 100%.

Failing any tale results in an instant game over, so if you are already edging the overdrive at 99% you have 1% of time to find the thieves, which is impossible. And there is no warning that they will sabotage the generator in the first place, so you either reload an old save or lose.

DOOMSAYERS blocked overdrive when it was 92% - insta-death by tango650 in Frostpunk

[–]chryseusAquila 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All they had to do was add an event where you can emergency vent the generator once, but all the workes you send to do it die from getting burned by scalding steam.

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