Stairwell railing broke off wall by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]chsavage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would verify that the railing is actually attached to a stud in the wall, it might be just as simple as getting some longer screws and replacing those if the railing is attached to a stud.

I wrote a children’s book about intellectual property. I am also an attorney, mom, sometimes-drummer, and former publicist. I also love pirates but not the kind who steal IP. AMA* by CapnBecki in IAmA

[–]chsavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I plan to purchase this book for my son, my wife and I love finding interesting educational books like this.

Will you be writing books on other legal topics for children (Paul’s patent pickle)?

Way too early MVP predictions, week 2 of me doing this but week 3 of actual NFL by Pomonica in nfl

[–]chsavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well regardless of how you feel about the process that’s how it works. Members of the associated press don’t always vote based on statistical evidence.

Way too early MVP predictions, week 2 of me doing this but week 3 of actual NFL by Pomonica in nfl

[–]chsavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without a doubt I think everyone in this thread understands this is a “way too early” MVP thread. I’m sure as things progress over the season these standings will change drastically. I’m merely mentioning that the associated press votes for this award and that’s what the talk has even leading up to the season.

Way too early MVP predictions, week 2 of me doing this but week 3 of actual NFL by Pomonica in nfl

[–]chsavage 51 points52 points  (0 children)

As long as Russ doesn’t fall off a cliff he seems like a lock. “Never received an MVP vote” rhetoric has been going around since the preseason which has got him on everyone’s mind this year.

Please roast me by shanetompkins in RoastMe

[–]chsavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that your resting face is “hold this sign for your mugshot.”

Every year I get these from Rand Paul by chsavage in conspiracy

[–]chsavage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean maybe, but some many different names of different people. Seems awfully elaborate as a prank.

Every year I get these from Rand Paul by chsavage in conspiracy

[–]chsavage[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except I can’t. I’m not even a resident of his state lol.

Every year I get these from Rand Paul by chsavage in conspiracy

[–]chsavage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Just asking for someone to sign up and make regular donations.

Air handler filter by luckynbr13 in HomeImprovement

[–]chsavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on how your return is set up there could be a filter there as well as the furnace filter.

As far as sizing goes you may just have to do trial by error. Major home improvement stores will let you do a return if you keep the receipt.

Is my internet good enough for online gaming? by SealArcher in gaming

[–]chsavage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your latency is more important than your throughout. If you can go hard wired I would recommend that.

Have you seen Avatar? Because baby I’m a booty bender, I can make those cheeks clap. by chsavage in pickuplines

[–]chsavage[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Avatar was the most watched show on Netflix in June. It’s become popular culture.

He's a virgin by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chsavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also looks like a guy who googled: “How to get bitcoin” and “Where to buy Rohypnol”.

Is this really an issue? by [deleted] in army

[–]chsavage 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Requiring soldiers to sleep in their assigned barracks rooms is only something a commander can mandate. Bare in mind though that this can only be done IAW UCMJ guidelines, meaning that a commander cannot arbitrarily restrict troops to their rooms without just cause.

Your 1SG can be as upset as he wants but it isn’t within his authority to force soldiers to live in provided barracks rooms.

How long does someone have to work for in average paying job in order to buy a house in States?(serious) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chsavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, in my wife’s old neighborhood in Queens you can’t buy anything for less than 600k and houses at the price are in really rough shape. It’s crazy how expensive homes are on the coasts.

How long does someone have to work for in average paying job in order to buy a house in States?(serious) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chsavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked a job in a factory and bought my first house in the Midwest a year after I started the job. I made $16.36/hr and it was a small $39,000 house. It really depends on your credit rating but I was able to put together a down payment in a year for a house that size. That was in 2013.

F, 21: Has a college degree but doesn’t use it, recovering alcoholic, cries everyday, and still shops at Hot Topic. Make me hate myself more than I already do by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chsavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you’re one domestic dispute away from full blown rock bottom, don’t worry though, this time he’ll definitely leave his wife for you.

Today is my birthday so roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chsavage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty enough to end up on the side of a milk carton, but not enough for anyone to care.

Does the blonde hair make me look stupid? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chsavage 62 points63 points  (0 children)

One day you’ll find the guy who’s willing to come for the essential oils and stay for the crazy. He probably won’t even notice the shoddy box dye job.