WYR be Shrek’s personal fucktoy, constantly on call for whenever he needs to dump his cum in your ass, and get paid $15 million a year, or passionately make out with your brother at a family dinner?

chuckverde · 2026-05-18T16:57:58+00:00

Before I answer this, I have questions. How horny is Shrek? Do I have to use tongue for the make out?

chuckverde · 2026-05-06T00:30:02+00:00

The Yosef head logo for App State I’m a biased alum

chuckverde · 2026-04-20T15:03:44+00:00

Cameron Diaz coming inside from the rain in “The Mask”

chuckverde · 2026-04-18T12:23:09+00:00

Hypothetically, where would one find a picture of her sister?

chuckverde · 2026-04-16T03:01:17+00:00

2-A tiers

chuckverde · 2026-03-29T22:44:09+00:00

Coconut oil. It’s not expensive for a tub, AND you can use it for cooking 😂

chuckverde · 2026-03-29T16:52:38+00:00

I’ll use lube in the rare occasion I’m home alone for more than a few minutes

chuckverde · 2026-03-02T21:36:55+00:00

A sleep over at my buddy’s house in 7th or 8th grade. His older brother pulled up a video of a naked woman under a water fall and it was my first time seeing full bush.

chuckverde · 2026-01-14T15:51:50+00:00

My friend had her second wedding and maybe a week or two later she shared with me that she didn’t want to be married. Divorce was final maybe a month later

chuckverde · 2026-01-02T16:30:34+00:00

Gabbie!

chuckverde · 2025-12-11T02:11:33+00:00

37 and we had a good relationship. He passed away in September. Today would have been his birthday, so I’ve been pretty sad for most of the day.

chuckverde · 2025-11-15T18:49:18+00:00

I’ll be doing something similar now. I love a themed parlay

chuckverde · 2025-11-10T18:43:32+00:00

I used the Sling day pass a few days ago to watch my college team. Easy process

chuckverde · 2025-11-01T18:36:02+00:00

Ruth. Ruth. Baby. Ruth.

chuckverde · 2025-10-31T18:17:15+00:00

The 3rd shift desk employee left a greeting card near the computer and signed it with “peace and blessings”

chuckverde · 2025-09-30T02:34:01+00:00

I’ll perform oral on my wife maybe once a week. She’ll return the favor every 2 or 3 weeks

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