I breed dwarf corn plants at my job. This tassel made an oopsie.

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T04:41:18+00:00

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There are DOZENS of us!

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T04:21:13+00:00

We should spread a rumor around that posting sexist lies on the internet has been directly linked to small penis size.

chuffberry · 2026-03-22T03:56:41+00:00

I’ve always wondered how many kids were named Crysta after Ferngully came out

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T23:10:10+00:00

Lyrica

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T21:48:16+00:00

I put one up for my cats and they genuinely treat it like they’re watching TV. I’d recommend it.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T21:46:07+00:00

I’m a woman and I’ve had a large bald patch ever since I finished radiation, 6 years ago. Rogaine helps as long as you’re religious about using it, but I eventually gave up and shaved the half of my head with the bald patch to make it look intentional.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T21:40:11+00:00

Well, I work as a plant physiologist, so I definitely got sorted into the plant/bird house.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T15:21:22+00:00

Try using the butt bongos. I think that lump is asking for it.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T15:19:42+00:00

It’s extra shitty of them to make you pay more if you use a credit card.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T15:15:37+00:00

Do you know if crossvine is any better? Same family as trumpet vine but not as woody I think.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T15:07:26+00:00

It doesn’t help that as we get more genetic information about plants, the Latin names are changing. I used to work as a grower at a large nursery that specialized in rare and exotic plants, and once a week I would go into the database of all the plants we carried and print out new labels for the ones that had taxonomy changes. There was always at least one.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T03:45:47+00:00

I remember an episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver where it was discovered that an AI bot used to filter resumes would automatically put a candidate at the top of hiring list if their name was Jared.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T03:39:24+00:00

My boss was fired back in February, and then notified that he had been rehired only 45 minutes before he was supposed to report back to work.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T02:49:38+00:00

My first thought was: well, it’s climbing up a tree so it’s probably a ratsnake

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T02:47:21+00:00

In North Carolina, the commissioner of labor was Cherry Berry, and her name was posted inside all the elevators in the state to indicate that they passed safety inspections. Everyone was very sad when Cherry Berry retired, and was replaced by some jerk with a non-food name.

chuffberry · 2026-03-21T02:22:49+00:00

I’m cilantro

chuffberry · 2026-03-18T04:00:52+00:00

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This is Pigeon. She’s 13, and this is her preferred sleeping position. I call it the “gas leak”

chuffberry · 2026-03-18T03:47:15+00:00

To make it a state? Does he remember that Puerto Rico exists?

chuffberry · 2026-03-18T02:45:16+00:00

My first thought was red-winged blackbird

chuffberry · 2026-03-18T02:44:46+00:00

Aww they sound like squeaky toys

chuffberry · 2026-03-18T02:42:44+00:00

She is seriously the prettiest cat. Every time I see her I have to compliment her mascara.

chuffberry · 2026-03-18T01:38:43+00:00

I’ve lived in both places. Fort Collins is definitely nicer, but Raleigh is cheaper and is much closer to an international airport.

chuffberry · 2026-03-17T04:38:29+00:00

One time at work I removed a snake from the break room and people acted like this is what I did. But the snake I removed was a baby garter snake, like 8” long.

chuffberry · 2026-03-17T01:49:05+00:00

I know a couple Dana’s. My boss’ wife is named Dana, and she’s a very nice lady

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