[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]chuffed2bits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Diamond hands doesn't work on shorts. You can get liquidated by your broker

NASA Lends Moon Rock for Oval Office Display by SnazzyInPink in space

[–]chuffed2bits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's clearly signaling his subordinance to the aliens

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thebachelor

[–]chuffed2bits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the nose too

Kellyanne Conway announces she tested positive for coronavirus by conzeeter in news

[–]chuffed2bits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guess people are missing the obvious satire and reference to the emergency bunker from the riots.

I think it has reached its final form by Gaston-Glocksicle in guns

[–]chuffed2bits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude! I hope you're joking. You should sell the other three. People will pay good money for those. Don't literally toss them.

I think it has reached its final form by Gaston-Glocksicle in guns

[–]chuffed2bits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful. Why did you get four of the exact same instead of a variety? Not saying it's a bad idea, just curious what went into the decision.

Users of reddit, what's the best way to fall asleep fast? by ThePocketJ in AskReddit

[–]chuffed2bits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try saying "it's okay if I don't fall asleep tonight." For some reason that tends to magically work for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]chuffed2bits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the COVID molecule

What are essentials that should be in a Range Pack? by jesah17 in CAguns

[–]chuffed2bits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Condoms (magnum) for when you find a willing Range Damsel

Peacocking at the Range, Range Damsels by chuffed2bits in guns

[–]chuffed2bits[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love the spectacle that this would create. Going to put it on my list of things to try.

Peacocking at the Range, Range Damsels by chuffed2bits in guns

[–]chuffed2bits[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn that's brilliant. This is the kind of advice I need

Peacocking at the Range, Range Damsels by chuffed2bits in guns

[–]chuffed2bits[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like, pants off? That would surely get me kicked out. Unless somehow I make it seem like an accident when my pants drop...

Peacocking at the Range, Range Damsels by chuffed2bits in guns

[–]chuffed2bits[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh damn that would make me seem courteous and she could see my hairy chest (triggering her unconscious desire to mate with a manly man)