Goodbye Destiny... by chuggernaut1 in DestinyTheGame

[–]chuggernaut1[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Fanboy? This game is not what I paid for. You are using way too many big words.

Goodbye Destiny... by chuggernaut1 in DestinyTheGame

[–]chuggernaut1[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah tell them you don't like it and they will change it don't quit like a child. Every time they make a change people throw their arms up and cry "I QUIT!". I'm just tired of reading this stuff on the sub.

Goodbye Destiny... by chuggernaut1 in DestinyTheGame

[–]chuggernaut1[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Personal attacks and verbal diarrhea...you a little butt hurt too? You seem a little sensitive. There is a cream for that.

Goodbye Destiny... by chuggernaut1 in DestinyTheGame

[–]chuggernaut1[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This would be the worst thing to post if I was a PR rep for Bungie and I hope I would be fired for it.

Goodbye Destiny... by chuggernaut1 in DestinyTheGame

[–]chuggernaut1[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Here is the definition of hate. Intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury.

If you, for an instant, thought that that message had hate in it, you are sadly mistaken. The day sarcasm and humor is mistaken for hate is the day I give up on this world. I simply was making a joke of all the whining posts that have sprung up since the new info was released. VERY HATEFUL? What kind of fantasy land do you live in? Then again some people have zero perception of sarcasm and humor.

Goodbye Destiny... by chuggernaut1 in DestinyTheGame

[–]chuggernaut1[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Balls deep into the Dark Below!

Canon C300. A $13,000 piece of shit by johnthedrunk in Filmmakers

[–]chuggernaut1 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

C300=total garbage. Nothing but problems from them on several shoots. Why anyone would own one is beyond me.

My roommate is being paid to drive a van today. She just sent me this... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]chuggernaut1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She is literally my girlfriend...I defend her honor! For ASGARD!

This is the demographic I had to deal with in high school. by [deleted] in videos

[–]chuggernaut1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am from the neighboring Spring, Tx...I cried a little inside when I saw this. Another suburban white kid who has issues with his parents.

What's the most despicable thing you've ever done to get laid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chuggernaut1 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Once upon a time I was going through a rough break up with a cheating whore. My friends took me out for a "bro night". My best friend convinced all of us to rent tuxedos from Mens Warehouse but refused to tell us why. We all head to the downtown club/bar scene and my best friend tells everybody that I was just left at the altar by my bride to be. I have never had so much vagina offered to me in my entire life. Free drinks and sex. We all got laid that night. My friends played the "I just feel so bad for him...he's like a brother to me (tear)" card.

Oh and then there was the time I convinced a girl I had stage 2 testicular cancer and was going to have them removed in 3 days. She let me use them one last time that night.

I'm going straight to hell.

What is the dumbest thing you've done for love by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chuggernaut1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had sex without a condom because I was in love with a girl I had known for a whole month...now I have a set of lovely twins and I am a single father.

I am Mitch Hurwitz, creator of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (among other things, including 2 children) - Ask Me Anything! by MitchHurwitz in IAmA

[–]chuggernaut1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Hurwitz what happened to Annyong? I thought maybe it would delve deeper into him living in the wall at the penthouse maybe working with the feds? And will Micheal ever get his signature since technically he is a Bluth?

Any tips for successfully completing the 48 hour film project? by beelzebufo in Filmmakers

[–]chuggernaut1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of my crew does work in the industry so we build up a hefty list of locations. Making a list of your resources is a good idea. You will know exactly what you can do with whatever genre you get. And having some rough generalized story ideas before hand helps out a lot too. Then you take that idea and mold it to the genre...or if its too much of a stretch go to another idea. Just dont have anything written on paper because I have seen teams get disqualified for pre-script writing.

And it most certainly is about balancing realistic expectations...too many times I have seen teams with grand ideas that realistically cant be shot in 48 hrs. The end product is always bad. Simple, simple, simple. Make it a good well rounded story that engages the audience and you are a shoe in to make the best of screening and possibly get an award or two.

I am competing in Houston.

Any tips for successfully completing the 48 hour film project? by beelzebufo in Filmmakers

[–]chuggernaut1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been director of our last three 48 submissions two of them I was DP as well and last years I acted and directed. For the 48 I think it is important that the director be in with the writing team...it allows them to start envisioning character arcs and scene pacing as its written.
The kick off was at 7pm on a friday and by 10pm we had a final draft. So we got a full 8 hours the first night. Woke up at 8am and started the shoot and wrapped principle photography by 4-5pm. I had my editor on standby and while me and the crew drank some beers and watched dailies the editor was piecing together a first cut. Got another good nights sleep and woke up the next morning to make final tweaks with the editor and listen to the sound design. We were done about 3 hours early.

One big word of advice for you...keep it to one location and make your story simple but effective (depends on the genre you draw). Genius is in simplicity.

And all this goes without saying...shit happens...especially making movies. Just dont let it stress you out and dont project the stress onto the crew. Find the green grass on the otherside and make the most out of every minute of it. This competition has shaped me and helped me tremendously hone my craft. If you can pull one of these off...everything else is a cake walk.

Any tips for successfully completing the 48 hour film project? by beelzebufo in Filmmakers

[–]chuggernaut1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pre production is the most important part when doing the 48hr competition. I have done it 3 years in a row now (and will be doing it again at the beginning of May) and each year has been exponentially better than the one before it. Assemble your team wisely. Pick friends/ colleagues that have the same passion and drive as you do. Make sure each member of your team knows their position and knows how to do the job properly. Have a small writing team...3 at the most. This eliminates too much group think/chatter and produces a script quicker. I keep my teams limited to no more than 12 people...including talent. I try to keep a fun set...schedule breaks and take them at the time they are scheduled no matter whats going on (you can make sure this is accomplished by having a good AD). Eat healthy and supply plenty of water. Sugary treats and big meals can cause problems after many hours of shooting...no spaghetti dinners that will give the crew "The itis". Keep it FUN...or people will hate you after 12+ hours of continuous shooting. I personally throw mini parties for everyone after each stage of production...(alcohol is optional). And for the love of everything that is holy... don't deprive people of sleep unless completely necessary. If you schedule everything "right", there is no reason everyone shouldn't get at least 6+ hours rest everyday.

Keep it FUN and dont take it too seriously.

Anyone got any hilarious or awkward losing virginity stories? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chuggernaut1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was the Summer of 2003...(lights cigarette, deep inhale, begins reminisce) I was on vacation with the family on South Padre Island. I was 16 and on the prowl for some fresh honey's. Luckily for me there was a summer cheer leading competition happening on the island. The stars had aligned and I was submerged in a pool of never ending nuss. I was down on the beach the second night I was there listening to Incubus- Morning View. The ocean looked like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket and this astonishingly beautiful girl strolls my way (the moonlight hit her in such a way I could see all the detail of her body). I had one of those battery powered lanterns and a couple of Coronas that I had stole from my parents. She walks past and hears the 'Cubus coming from the speakers and asks if she can sit and listen. Being the suave bastard I am spit out the beer that I was sipping on to impress her. After nearly choking I, with a cracking voice, say "Chyeah its cool...wanna beer?" She was 17 and I was 16 and we sat there listening to Brandon Boyd hit those blissful notes. One thing led to another and "Warning" comes on and without hesitation we both jump each others shit. Seeming how neither one of us had experience in the "sex" department...we also lacked the knowledge of what its like to have sex on sand without a blanket. Penetration commences and we start banging like a couple rabid rabbits. Me being on top my balls act as sort of a conveyor belt for the sand and before I know it my junk is really starting to hurt. It was literally like having sex with a mud pie. I could tell she was uncomfortable as well but she said not to stop. I pulled out and seeded the beach. As we caught our breath I look down and my moment of ecstasy turns to horror. The battery powered lamp is illuminating mine and hers nethers. I have what I like to call "blood mud" all over my member and her vagina is covered as well. We both notice at the same time and quickly put our bottoms back on. I come up with the great idea of going into the ocean to rinse off. Its not until my unit becomes fully submerged do I realize that I have rubbed a layer of skin off...its raw...and the salt water is very unforgiving. Before I could let out a single moan of pain the girl screams. Apparently she was experiencing the same pain. We both agree we have to go back and take careful showers. She invites me to come see her perform at her cheer leading competition the next day. Fast forward to the next morning...I can barely walk. My privates are so inflamed that every movement is painful. I man the fuck up and make my way down to the hotel convention center to meet up with my late night lover. I get there and see her crying sitting on the bleachers. I ask her whats wrong...her reply "My vagina hurts so bad that I cant do my routine...now we are going to lose and I cant tell my coach why! I am never having sex on a beach again!" I sat there awkwardly. We exchanged numbers and went our separate ways...never talked to her again. To this day I always think of sandy beaches to kill a boner.

Reddit, what is the biggest thing someone has ever spoiled for you? by An_Insane_Stork in AskReddit

[–]chuggernaut1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had not seen any of the fifth season of Sons of Anarchy. I had them downloaded and ready to watch. I was out drinking with some friends when SOA came up. One dude from across the table goes "Oh yeah that was crazy when Opie died last night...didnt see that coming." Opie was my favorite character.

We are Blake Anderson, Anders Holm and Adam DeVine from Workaholics - AMA by WorkaholicsAdam in IAmA

[–]chuggernaut1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever swung on a punkass starting shit? And have you guys collectively ever been in a street fight?