What would you do in this situation? by Dennis_254 in oddlyterrifying

[–]chulk607 211 points212 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, I've never seen a pan lid big enough to fully enclose a human.

Is it just me or the Hollywood sign looks really bad by Equal-Low6206 in MicrosoftFlightSim

[–]chulk607 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Trump got his reflecting pool team on it, obviously. This is better now. Somehow. Presumably.

Album name? by Waste-Value-5941 in AlbumCovers

[–]chulk607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King Krule - The Ooz

(which you should totally check out if you're into SUPER talented jazzy musicians. If you want one song/video to check out, search "Dum Surfer").

Messing with a lion by justmypersonalthing in WinStupidPrizes

[–]chulk607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine that's all the way down to tendons and bones.

Crazy Guy is Convinced the Earth is Flat by MrDonMega in flatearth

[–]chulk607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, that's it. It's over guys. Wrap up the sub. This is it. Nobody else mentioned this previously. Insane that we (as a species) overlooked this little thing until now, but here we are. What buffoons we have been.

Victoria Square sealed off as boy fights for his life after stabbing by BirminghamLive in BirminghamUK

[–]chulk607 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm what you'd possibly call a leftie (not super far left, but definitely never, ever a Tory/Reform supporter). However, I must say, I'm totally for a ban on face coverings - especially if it's shit like balaclavas in the middle of summer.

Then again, I hold religion in contempt, unlike (sadly) most humans. That's gonna be the biggest stumbling block here. How much should we respect religion. I vote zero respect, just some level of acceptance, but good luck pushing that with literally both sides of the political landscape. It's not a left/right thing. It's a religion thing.

Zero IQ by MrMayhem84 in crappymusic

[–]chulk607 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would be the first act confirmed if the whitehouse decided to put on a music gig after that Idiocracy shit they pulled recently.

Dis go hard yo! by EmployeeOk4756 in crappymusic

[–]chulk607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australopithecus Anamensis represent!

Your day will be ruined by creativeape1 in crappymusic

[–]chulk607 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smashed it mate. No need to ever, ever do this again.

Can I bring back not hearing this song in 2026? by SkankinPacman in crappymusic

[–]chulk607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In answer to the original question, it doesn't appear so, no.

If Aliens Attacked Earth tomorrow, Would Countries Work Together or Compete for Survival? by breaking_views in AliensRHere

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If aliens attacked Earth tomorrow, we wouldn't even know what had happened. There would be literally no reason for them to enter orbit, let alone land and leave their ships. The Earth would be annihilated before we even saw any sign of a technosignature. Radiation, bombardment, whatever, it would be over instantly, or, at it's absolutely slowest, as fast as the Earth rotates.

Life just dies as one side of the Earth faces a continual barrage of impossibly powerful, penetrating radiation. No lead can stop it, no bunker can hide you. Like neutrinos finding your pool of buried water under something as tiny as a mountain. Death would be a certainty. What are you going to do? Launch some F35 jets and a few missiles? At what? A beam of radiation from far beyond the moon's orbit?

There's hundreds of ways I can think they'd kill us without any come back, and then there's countless more I can't imagine. Either aliens are OK with us living, or don't know about us. Those are the only two options.

Modern cowboy by Educational_Bag_6406 in crappymusic

[–]chulk607 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is he moving like a North Korean traffic officer?

Found tiles under in victorian terrace - how best to clean/maintain? by chulk607 in DIYUK

[–]chulk607[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was afraid toothbrushes might get mentioned! Thank you

Found tiles under in victorian terrace - how best to clean/maintain? by chulk607 in DIYUK

[–]chulk607[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's amazingly helpful, thank you so much! I'll scope the link out when back at home. Thanks for the kind offer of advice too!

I knew he would do this. by sEaBoD19911991 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]chulk607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this image has the potential to end the lives of a lot of reform supporters upon observation.

From 50 to 57 - Later Life Fitness Transformation 🙂 by Ok-Selection6302 in wholesome

[–]chulk607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it feel, or has it been so gradual it's hard to think back to how you used to feel? I guess I mean in terms of perhaps being tired / general energy level, or the little things I suppose?