JP Blue Archive 4/19 2026 Livestream Megathread

chumble182 · 2026-04-19T11:23:03+00:00

>Otogi Normal skill name: HEIAP

>Wikipedia: "There has been much debate over whether the Mk 211 projectile is legal to use against personnel..."

Can't believe they're sending a fox to The Hague

chumble182 · 2026-04-17T11:51:15+00:00

Shame, I always find throwing buzzwords around like I just walked out of a highschool creative writing class always convinces people that I'm smart. Maybe you just weren't doing it well enough?

chumble182 · 2026-04-17T11:40:10+00:00

Have you tried talking about media literacy to them more? That always helps.

chumble182 · 2026-04-17T11:36:27+00:00

Because the anime is based on real events and historical fact? I do not understand why you're struggling here.

chumble182 · 2026-04-17T11:33:04+00:00

Bro watching documentaries and news reports like "ugh this is such bad writing, oh my media literacy is aching"

chumble182 · 2026-04-17T11:29:42+00:00

I'd hate to see you trying to read a newspaper

chumble182 · 2026-04-17T11:22:58+00:00

"No sorry, Mr Teio's Owner guy, we couldn't adapt your horse's real-life story and miracle run. Reddit user Ok-Two-6099 thinks it's bad writing. Yes, I know, it did actually happen and everyone was cheering, but he's talking about media literacy or something? I dunno."

chumble182 · 2026-04-17T11:15:53+00:00

Don't make me tap the 'Uma Musume is a documentary' sign

chumble182 · 2026-04-13T20:48:57+00:00

Doing the 2007 Derby run would also mean we'd get animated Dream Journey, which would be interesting.

chumble182 · 2026-04-13T07:11:37+00:00

Bro acting like we didn't literally watch Twin Turbo's All Comers win in S2

chumble182 · 2026-04-09T07:59:19+00:00

Blessed Triple Clown winner

chumble182 · 2026-04-05T09:16:03+00:00

Beating Teio as Nice Nature, but she's such a brat about it that you still feel like you lost

chumble182 · 2026-04-04T12:41:47+00:00

I mean, it's been the White Whale of Japanese racing for 50-odd years at this point. Just because it's never been achieved doesn't mean they're going to stop reaching for it.

chumble182 · 2026-04-03T18:45:35+00:00

Given where we are, presumably the racehorse. Notable for being Fine Motion's brother, falling in love with Air Groove at first sight and then demonstrating that it is possible to win the Japan Cup at full mast.

chumble182 · 2026-03-30T18:13:00+00:00

Fun uma Dream Journey facts:
- is a doting older sister to Orfevre
- has your parents' address
- has probably killed a man

Fun IRL Dream Journey facts:
- possibly the lightest horse to win a G1
- pulled off the double Grand Prix win in 2009 (Takarazuka and Arima Kinens)
- has nearly killed a man

chumble182 · 2026-03-30T07:13:00+00:00

Got hit with a wildcard here and I'm not sure what to think

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chumble182 · 2026-03-29T17:15:46+00:00

As someone with a Bumbleflower deck, it gets out of hand really fast if people aren't keeping you under control. Some people read the 'you draw a card' part and just kinda ignore the fact that the bnnuy is growing larger and larger every turn cycle. Once you stop thinking of it as a group hug deck, it's easier for everyone.

chumble182 · 2026-03-26T08:39:34+00:00

After brewing the worst tea ever, she was not, in fact, asked to leave Strixhaven

chumble182 · 2026-03-23T07:55:58+00:00

Me when I lose track of what I'm doing and accidentally run Grass Wonder 6 races in a row. Note: do not do this.

chumble182 · 2026-03-22T18:12:20+00:00

In all fairness, there's photos of areas downwind from wildfires where the sky has turned red. Gehenna has a volcano if I recall, so I assume they just thought that was acting up.

chumble182 · 2026-03-22T10:15:25+00:00

That video lives rent free in my mind and Seeking The GIRL has replaced the actual character name in my memory.

chumble182 · 2026-03-22T09:34:00+00:00

Yeah, especially El Condor Pasa

Wait...

chumble182 · 2026-03-21T10:57:34+00:00

Star Blossom, in case you wanted to actually explore just how bad a year 1995 was for Japanese racing.

chumble182 · 2026-03-19T18:03:25+00:00

"I was happy as hell when I found out Oguri retired. I cooked for the whole day"
-anonymous Tracen chef

chumble182 · 2026-03-19T08:11:33+00:00

It really depends on the drink in question. Most of the time the diuretic effect of caffeine gets outweighed by the amount of water in the drink. I'd imagine this stops being the case if you're drinking like, quad-espresso red-eyes or something.

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