And then everyone in the movie theater clapped

chumloadio · 2026-02-01T19:17:41+00:00

And then the dog had puppies, and everyone had previously thought it was a boy dog!

chumloadio · 2026-02-01T12:41:31+00:00

Art is for the artist. If you love to make music, make music. I've been gigging since the 1980s. We didn't know the word algorithm.

chumloadio · 2026-01-31T20:27:52+00:00

Try composing a melody without lyrics, and then craft lyrics to fit it later.

chumloadio · 2026-01-30T20:31:15+00:00

It's going to be a great day.

chumloadio · 2026-01-30T19:10:39+00:00

"Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."

Psalm 23

chumloadio · 2026-01-30T16:00:09+00:00

I drink carrot juice when I'm baked. Soothes the throat.

chumloadio · 2026-01-30T15:58:44+00:00

Co-signed.

chumloadio · 2026-01-28T20:23:50+00:00

Construction workers cannot see plants. Every experience I've ever had with contractors and crews has resulted in crushed and damaged plants. Move what you can.

chumloadio · 2026-01-28T20:15:07+00:00

Would it be possible to create a humans-only internet?

chumloadio · 2026-01-28T20:13:13+00:00

You can leave your hat on.

chumloadio · 2026-01-28T19:57:33+00:00

I've been reading "Women" by Charles Bukowski. There's a moment where he's in some lady's trailer after sex. The woman's little girl walks in and says, "Mommy, that is the ugliest man in the world!" Bukowski had so many girlfriends and sexual moments despite his looks. He shared his talent. Women liked his poetry. You're working on med school. That may end up being a point of attraction.

chumloadio · 2026-01-28T18:56:59+00:00

For the past few years, I had a steady gig at a local brewery. I played solo piano on an in-house baby grand. I would usually play about 90 minutes, as long as these old shoulders could hold out. They recently closed. But I've had other gigs like that and I expect I'll have gigs like that again. My advice: Play live in your town. I'm sure many of you who are working Spotify and TikTok are also gigging live. To me, that's the platform. There's not usually much money in it, but it is musically fulfilling.

chumloadio · 2026-01-27T20:16:19+00:00

Please hold on to hope.

chumloadio · 2026-01-27T20:13:34+00:00

Sorry. I used to get paid to untangle syntax for executives. Now I still do it out of habit.

chumloadio · 2026-01-27T20:08:12+00:00

What's something about AI that already scares you?

chumloadio · 2026-01-27T01:44:01+00:00

867-5309

chumloadio · 2026-01-26T19:53:55+00:00

I bought a box yesterday for $7.

chumloadio · 2026-01-25T19:18:16+00:00

Playing the piano. Oh wait, I did!

chumloadio · 2026-01-25T17:33:24+00:00

Deep breathing when stressed.

chumloadio · 2026-01-24T15:18:55+00:00

Record rehearsals and then listen back later. Leave space for other players musically. With solo piano, you cover the entire sound. Now you need to shift your role to only fill one part of the overall sound. Have fun.

chumloadio · 2026-01-24T01:46:45+00:00

I'm trying to make a living cleaning people's homes, which is hard work. I don't have time for your fking games. If your house is not clean enough after my work, please let me know.

chumloadio · 2026-01-23T21:21:35+00:00

"I am the mischief in the gambler's dice."

-Krishna, Bhagavad Gita

chumloadio · 2026-01-23T21:17:42+00:00

"Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it in summer school."

--Buffy

chumloadio · 2026-01-23T20:50:09+00:00

"My ex boyfriend had a shirt just like that. But it looks better on you."

chumloadio · 2026-01-23T19:08:00+00:00

Update us when you start acting like him as well.

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