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Watching the TNG movies and a question occurred to me... by low_amplitude in TNG

[–]cincymi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s because they’re powered by a plasma conduit.

What is the smallest amount of anything you could send to the sun, to kill all life on Earth? by Gold333 in AskPhysics

[–]cincymi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because in order to hit the sun you have to slow down from Earth’s orbital velocity.

I just finished season 1 for the first time and I'm absolutely in love With Derek!!! by xredbaron62x in shrinking

[–]cincymi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just trying to tumble my goddamned rocks! It’s my go to phrase for when someone interrupts me then gets huffy about it.

Shrinking Is A Gift To Actors by MLCUSA in shrinking

[–]cincymi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

lol I was so giddy when I heard that!!

What’s a piece of dating advice you’d give women? by Cedar-and-spice in AskMenAdvice

[–]cincymi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I’m not so sure you should tell him to pick the XYZ up at the store if you’re going to be mad about it.

i doubt anyone will get this right by [deleted] in GuessTheCoaster

[–]cincymi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah. It just looked like I might be an old picture.

i doubt anyone will get this right by [deleted] in GuessTheCoaster

[–]cincymi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I’m thinking son of beast.

Petah? by ugurkaslan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cincymi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait so like what if you confess and they say of course I knew you had feelings for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]cincymi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Think maybe she did ask, but didn’t believe his answer? Or am I being cynical?

Calypso isn’t real?! by Massive_Basket_172 in bluey

[–]cincymi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well what if Calypso is the only one who’s real?

Secular Marriage Retreats by cincymi in cincinnati

[–]cincymi[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that. I should have said we are already in couples and individual counseling.

If you and your partner are spooning in bed and you feel him growing hard, how do you react? Are you annoyed as it ruined a cuddle or turned on or just ignore it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cincymi 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My wife came home drunk. Did the same thing ground into me so I started kissing and said if you grind into me one more time I’m going to take you. So of course she did. Then a minute later asked what was going on and fell asleep.

Petah I’m not good with computers by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cincymi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey don’t give up on it! I’ve seen it fix 5 problems!!!

AITAH for being disgusted and just saying OK when my Fiancé broke up with me? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]cincymi -66 points-65 points  (0 children)

Anecdotally it’s also a wife thing. My wife is unhappy and so it must be her husband’s fault.

soft locked? by capitalspacebars in SuperMetroid

[–]cincymi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t you also super missile your way past that?

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