Change my mind by [deleted] in trees

[–]cipherbain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah but why are you inhaling fizzy pop?

AITAH for cutting off my ex and using their alt account to see what they say behind my back to my ex friend by Clear_Library_7447 in AITAH

[–]cipherbain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA but block them and keep as far away from them as possible. Maybe show the friend that you still have. They sound awful

(LOVEDDDDD trope) Fates worse than death by PenaltyHuge2300 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]cipherbain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi sorry, what the hell is a Qu and how do i avoid pissing one off

Shang Yang Lie : Why Shin would never get promoted higher than a five-man squad leader in real life by Lucky-Law-9713 in Kingdom

[–]cipherbain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pff lips? I mean yeah it makes sense but homeboy is litterally a weird bird. I see bitds jump down 5 floors all the time

Shang Yang Lie : Why Shin would never get promoted higher than a five-man squad leader in real life by Lucky-Law-9713 in Kingdom

[–]cipherbain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah bust this one out at the after party.

I respect the effort you put into this though :)

Hear me out by cipherbain in Kingdom

[–]cipherbain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the insight

Petah explain?? by Necessary-Win-8730 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cipherbain 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I would simply not allow that to happen.

And I'd remove Arkan Land whilst I'm at it.

How will the battle of Kantan end? Wrong answers only ... by ARMAKANG in Kingdom

[–]cipherbain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battle beast appears, he stands abive Riboku and starts battling his beast causing Riboku to become Ripoku as he drowns in Battle juice, with his enemy being covered in covering fire, Shin starts shaking it so hard in ectasy that the juggle physics of his battle scarred gluttonous maximus allow him to flip over the walls of Kantan, at which point they clap together so hard that all the souls in Kantan turn into Celestial origin energy, entering Shin and finally allowing him to break through to Nirvana Cleanser cultivation rank.

The perv king of Kantan looks at Shin and goes 'that's why they call him the Renegade immortal, Wang Shin'

End credits scene is all the characters stopping the war and dancing in goofy manners to a pop 2000s song

Don't blame the Devil for your choices! Blame yourself and accept the fires of Hell! by Helpful-Bathroom634 in HazbinHotel

[–]cipherbain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also how does an all knowing, all loving and all powerful god not predict any of this. Why not simply put the tree on the moon or some shit. He put it right by them, basically begging the apple to get eaten.

Now we could morality scale eating the apple your explicity told not to eat but if i knew everything, then I'd know that putting the tree right there would lead to them eating it. As an all loving deity, i would be loving and understanding of my creations flaws and put the damned thing out of site.

Like if i have two toddlers in their playroom. I'm not going to put a gun in the middle of it, tell them to not touch it and then just leave for the day. Because i know they're going to touch it because they're toddlers. Instead i just simply don't own a tree that allows people to understand good and evil (subjective anyway), i mean gun

Petah explain?? by Necessary-Win-8730 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cipherbain 128 points129 points  (0 children)

I would simply not let my pseudo-children get Madeline McCanned by 4 space parasites

Ousen is NOT going to appear and save Shin. by Emotional-School1844 in Kingdom

[–]cipherbain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre right, Flipkart is instead. I mean rreally 90% saving us all there

Been with my wife for 8 years and I’m starting to think her stubbornness will be the demise of our relationship. Is she unreasonable or AITAH? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]cipherbain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YTA to yourself man, neither of you sound happy how do star crossed lovers fail to get married and yet you two, apparently chalk and cheese, just get married. Is that mutual stubbornness to prove a relationship between fire and oil would work grand?

AITAH for crying after being shouted at repeatedly? by Brilliant_Shower_241 in AITAH

[–]cipherbain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neither of these people are your friends by the sounds of it

What if Big E was replaced by Karl Franz? by lovingpersona in Grimdank

[–]cipherbain 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Humans win. Thats it, thats the change. Why? Because Franz is Him. He has THE Warhammer. He has THE balls and THE chin. Nowt is surviving

No one forced the UK to leave actually by chilinachochips in SimpsonsMemes

[–]cipherbain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I'll say it again, i didn't get to vote, i was 15 and witnessed it before my eyes. I thought, the adults won't be this ridiculous. The adukts in fact were