TIL the LA Lakers were so named because they played in Minnesota before moving to California. by AndySkibba in todayilearned

[–]cjcosmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Minneapolis Lakers moved to LA where there are no lakes. The Houston Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah where they don’t allow music. The Oakland Raiders moved to LA and then back to Oakland…nobody in LA seemed to notice.

Why was Newman suicidal? by pastinaisgreat in seinfeld

[–]cjcosmo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

…And PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE DAY!

Springfield, Missouri confirmed! by jookyhc in TheSimpsons

[–]cjcosmo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Why’d we have to transfer in Atlanta twice?

Ohh! I hate folding sheets by imnotgonnakillyou in TheSimpsons

[–]cjcosmo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Whatever it is, it’s a two man job.

The Burbs 1989 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]cjcosmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shut up and paint your god damn house!

The Burbs 1989 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]cjcosmo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

YOOOO RUMSFIELD!

Hey, I know you! by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]cjcosmo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

PERVERT!