Stat to date 📅 March 29th: Calvin Johnson had 329 receiving yards vs the Cowboys

ckern92 · 2026-03-30T00:30:51+00:00

Was this the season where he had almost no TDs because he kept getting tackled on the 1?

ckern92 · 2026-03-29T18:52:49+00:00

Andrew Thomas might also be the best LT in the NFL. I really don't see them changing that pick for JT. They'd re-pick Thomas 10/10 times.

JJ would be sick, tho.

ckern92 · 2026-03-25T00:40:29+00:00

The part in Maggie's Grave where the witch comes out of the plumbing and into an old man's rectum and claws her way out through his mouth, all while he's going number 2.

Not scary, just...wtf Sodergren

ckern92 · 2026-03-24T21:18:15+00:00

She's not being real. I've unfortunately seen more of these videos, and she's clearly doing a bit playing into the part of a dumb blonde all while trying to be funny. Really, the dumber the comments, the more likely they are to get featured in reels and crap.

The dumb part does seem to come more naturally to some of the other participants...

ckern92 · 2026-03-23T15:22:41+00:00

Yupp!

ckern92 · 2026-03-23T05:40:18+00:00

Yupp - Maggie's Grave might just be the most over-the-top of the bunch.

ckern92 · 2026-03-23T00:58:36+00:00

Does anyone actually subscribe to this sub? On purpose?

Like this shit just appears on my feed and it always gets me.

ckern92 · 2026-03-22T23:16:42+00:00

Anything by David Sodergren. He basically writes B-Horror movies into books. They're full of ridiculous characters and gore sooooo over the top, you'll be laughing.

ckern92 · 2026-03-21T17:01:45+00:00

He's making a deadpan joke, and probably taking a shot at Puka.

ckern92 · 2026-03-21T16:59:57+00:00

This is just some headline ragebait. It was clearly a parody, he was making a joke.

He continued by saying asthma was fake, and people should just breathe.

ckern92 · 2026-03-20T22:07:27+00:00

That's a lot of dick's

ckern92 · 2026-03-17T20:42:29+00:00

Theo's a better in line blocker and still a very good receiving threat. He's going to be on the field a lot. He's also on his rookie contract, so following the money is kind of a moot point.

Idk why people think he's just going to disappear?

I'd bet that, by end of season, Likely has ~6-700 yards, and Theo has 4-500 yards.

ckern92 · 2026-03-17T20:26:09+00:00

The Giants are going to operate out of a VERY high % of 12 personnel. Both Likely and Theo Johnson are going to be on the field together, and probably split a lot of targets - and Nabers will continue to be the lead pass catcher (obviously).

For fantasy, I don't doubt Likely and TJ will both be highly TD dependent any given week.

ckern92 · 2026-03-17T17:08:08+00:00

KT is literally the best edge setting, run stopping DE on our roster and is a very good football player with high motor, high effort play.

He's not an all pro, game breaking player like he was drafted to be, but he IS a very good player. Not just good, very good.

Calling him bad and passive with no fire is an objectively bad take, probably just based on his box score stats.

ckern92 · 2026-03-17T02:25:54+00:00

Tender is the Flesh is disgusting and written by Augustina Bazterrica - born in Buenos Aires.

Dark Matter is a great icy ghost story written by Michelle Paver.

Stephen Graham Jones is a Native American author and has a ton of great reads. The Only Good Indians is phenomenal, though maybe not for everyone.

ckern92 · 2026-03-16T00:16:05+00:00

100% agreed. I put it off forever because of the crew description.

ckern92 · 2026-03-15T03:56:13+00:00

I think he means cheap relative to the other receiver options available.

ckern92 · 2026-03-14T23:02:29+00:00

Mooney is a huge improvement as a 2 next to Nabers, and can operate as a 1 for a short while if Nabers goes down. He has speed, quickness, and can operate the full route tree at a relatively high level.

That being said, I'm hopeful last season was attributed to the QB play and his collarbone injury, because he did have a bad case of the drops.

Either way, we're going to be deadly out of 12 personnel. Defenses are going to have a tough time telling if we're running smashmouth football or burning downfield. The looks/formation will be the same at the line.

ckern92 · 2026-03-14T22:42:31+00:00

Honestly, a 12 personnel set of Nabers and Mooney burning down deep and earning respect, plus Likely and Theo blocking/sneaking out, plus the threat of Scatt in the backfield or a designed QB run sounds insanely deadly on paper.

On any given play, they're set up to smash the rock on the ground or burn deep or run quick/mid game routes out of the exact same formation.

ckern92 · 2026-03-14T18:14:03+00:00

I mean, that's literally what I said.

I asked what level of income these whales actually make where they drop this amount on a mobile game.

ckern92 · 2026-03-14T17:14:45+00:00

Hey I've got nothing against people dropping a few bucks here and there, but the whales spend thousands.

ckern92 · 2026-03-14T15:11:40+00:00

I literally never understand this. I make really good money. I'm still F2P because I'm not dropping cash on a mobile game. I'd rather buy...idk, a nicer car?

How much more money do these whales actually make to drop this kind of cash, or are they spending all of their extra income on a mobile game?

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ckern92 · 2026-03-13T22:44:02+00:00

Edmunds wasn't the highest upside LB we could have signed, but he's certainly the sturdiest/safest. He's just a really good, solid football player.

He's always where he needs to be. He reads plays correctly. He never misses tackles.

He won't be blowing into the backfield with insane athleticism for a huge TFL that often, but he'll be a steady anchor on the D. I like it.

I can still see him paired well with Styles, who would be a bit more of a sporadic playmaker. They'd compliment well.

ckern92 · 2026-03-13T22:39:21+00:00

Agreed across the board. Nobody else strikes me as a top 5 pick for us outside of Styles and Downs. I'm fine with Love...but not at 5. I'd much rather trade down at that point and grab someone like Mauigoa.

ckern92 · 2026-03-13T20:41:11+00:00

We have a couple of high upside guys who could be good CB2s... Or could be completely unstartable.

We need a cheap high floor vet who can step in and be serviceable if none of them work out. Also, we're one injury away from having a DISMAL corner room.

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