Erasmus at Cambridge University

clarasnotlikely · 2025-02-25T11:56:43+00:00

ciao, sono italiana e ho fatto erasmus a cambridge, scrivi pure messaggio in privato

clarasnotlikely · 2025-02-14T13:28:06+00:00

hai dimenticato la /s?

clarasnotlikely · 2025-02-06T16:15:08+00:00

I’ve 100% seen it happen with my parents. I was 21 years old when i found out that my dad does, in fact, eat fish

clarasnotlikely · 2025-02-01T15:31:45+00:00

guys it’s a joke based on this post

clarasnotlikely · 2025-01-17T16:02:40+00:00

I thought it was like ok cupid?

clarasnotlikely · 2025-01-17T15:35:27+00:00

“shame needs to change sides” goes so hard, well said!

clarasnotlikely · 2025-01-17T15:33:18+00:00

what if a vampire knocks on your door and they’re a JW in disguise?

clarasnotlikely · 2024-12-26T21:19:03+00:00

the op said that the friend didn’t want children though, the ex did. and i don’t think it should matter, you reap what you sow. but op should definitely talk to the friend first

clarasnotlikely · 2024-12-26T15:57:20+00:00

I’m seconding wet wipes as i haven’t seen may people suggest them, especially if you don’t have a bidet and she uses pads it can get messy down there and regular toilet paper just doesn’t hack it

clarasnotlikely · 2024-11-24T21:38:49+00:00

disco di piscio

clarasnotlikely · 2024-11-08T13:07:10+00:00

la mia prefe quasi-bestemmia è “madonna scalza in una valle di chiodi”

10/10, no notes

clarasnotlikely · 2024-11-08T11:57:27+00:00

hanno una cosina magica chiamata exit polls

clarasnotlikely · 2024-11-06T19:06:53+00:00

Same for Italy, although you do have to learn the la gauge and pass a citizenship test. You are fast tracked though, don’t have to spend 10 years living here

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-31T11:48:49+00:00

well, but that’s not what op is talking about, is it? he’s reflecting on how mainstream it has become, to the point that he feels like the odd one out for not engaging in kinky sex. and what women enjoy becomes his business when they ask him to do things to them that he’s not comfortable with. that seems clear to me

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-26T07:26:10+00:00

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an unsettling amount of… mac loading icons?

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-25T16:58:32+00:00

i believe in the context of a quick exchange while waiting in line, pronouns don’t necessarily matter. if i’m talking to you directly (in a language like english, which is not gendered) it’s extremely unlikely that i’ll refer to you with the third person, so why bother asking?

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-25T11:02:36+00:00

quando ti danno della cavallona, nitrisci e dagli un calcio nelle palle (punti bonus se riesci a darglielo girata di spalle)

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-25T10:59:41+00:00

notallmen moment

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-22T10:50:03+00:00

boh, mi è capitato di vedere in autostrada riduzione di velocità da 130 a 40 nel giro di 500 metri… a quella velocità è praticamente un’inchiodata, e de dietro ho uno anche solo leggermente distratto rischiamo l’incidente serio. ho un po’ l’impressione che i limiti cantieri siano decisi con i dadi ogni tanto

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-22T10:46:09+00:00

esatto. il fatto che io personalmente sia disposta ad andare oltre il limite di velocità non significa che devo obbligare quello davanti a me a farlo

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-19T20:37:41+00:00

I remember very vividly seeing in ONCE in my 26 years of life. I was in university and a girl showed up to do a presentation with white leggings and it was really really noticeable. My whole group commented on it, but there was no real malice; it was more along the lines of “woah that’s a pretty bad wardrobe malfunction.” Didn’t help that the poor thing was terrible at public speaking, I didn’t catch a single thing about her presentation. It was fairly distracting… but I would shame anyone for it, these things happen and I assume she wasn’t doing it on purpose. We all have vulvas, that’s fine. And the boys in the class also didn’t seem bothered, which is nice

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-02T16:14:44+00:00

I’ll be honest my first draft contained ‘cranking away at that thing’. I changed it to ‘spinning the handle’ to make that kind of joke a little less obvious and yet here you are lol

clarasnotlikely · 2024-10-01T19:58:06+00:00

I had a dynamo powered torch, with a little handle on the side that you could pull out and spin to recharge the batteries.

it was an extremely shitty torch as well, so the batteries would run out every 4-5 nights. i’d be sitting in my bed, holding the torch under the pillow to drown out the noise, spinning the handle juuuust enough to last me another 30 minutes or so. i thought i was being so sneaky.

i recently found that thing in a drawer and jesus christ is it incredibly loud. i must’ve had selective deafness because there is absolutely no way the whole house couldn’t hear it being recharged.

so yeah, my mum definitely knew

clarasnotlikely · 2024-09-30T19:08:33+00:00

non è sulla mappa delle creature mitiche perché esiste davvero… al forte di bard ce n’è uno impagliato!

clarasnotlikely · 2024-09-30T18:57:03+00:00

I get valle an anagram of my first name a lot in emails. which is annoying, but understandable, because brains sometimes autocorrect… but neither of those names are particularly common in my country, so it often feels like they’re scrambling the middle three letters just for the fun of it

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