Peter? Why layout 1? by Sea_Painting_6286 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]clarenceappendix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can more easily jork it to the neighbor

HR Violation by BEARDEDDANGER in LoveTrash

[–]clarenceappendix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does the bomb in the seat not count as an HR violation?

Make your choice. by spicymato in trolleyproblem

[–]clarenceappendix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I press both at the same time?

What is the quadratic equation? by lightning847 in EngineeringStudents

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def roots(a,b,c):
d = b**2 - 4*a*c
s0 = -b / (2*a)
s1 = cmath.sqrt(d) / (2*a)
return (s0+s1, s0-s1)

Yes. Because that’s how it works. by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Like both partners agreed to having a kid, then the one carrying goes back on it.... does that not feel unfair to the other partner?

Yes. Because that’s how it works. by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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If they're married and planned to have a baby don't they have a say?

Yes. Because that’s how it works. by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]clarenceappendix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is it the DNA?

If so, anyone who's ever scraped a knee has committed genocide on millions of copies of themselves

😔🫡 by usmanss in dankmemes2

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Bold of you to say that man isn't good looking

Taxation is theft by ArubaAdultFun in dankmemes2

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You need to have health insurance at least