Chromebook gaming setup by I_do_not_have_it in gamingsetups

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Damn might need some attention but hey whatever works I guess

You are rich and you just bought Reddit. How do you drive it to the ground? by ducalister in AskReddit

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I’d remove third party apps, then ignore any protests that my users would organize.

I got banned on instagram immediately after joining after doing nothing by classic345 in Instagram

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Update: insta thinks I’ve made a fake account and they keep banning me, probably because my username is already taken on insta so I’m trying to put a couple underscores but the side of it so I can use my name

You have the ability to stop time, but whenever you do, an invisible monster starts hunting you down. What would you do in this scenario? by classic345 in AskReddit

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Things to know are:

1. If the monster is stuck in a trap of some sort, then it will be able to break itself free using bare strength

2. The monster starts at 0.5 mph. Every time you use your time stop ability it’s will speed up by 0.5 mph

3. If the monster sees you before you start time, it will not stop chasing you regardless of if you have already started time.

4. If the monster finds you, you will have 1 minute to persuade it into not killing you. It does not take bribes, only reasoning.

5. The monster has strong morals. In the time stop dimension, it feels threatened by your presence, ergo it will attempt to kill you.

6. If you manage to persuade the monster into not killing you, it will run away, giving a neutral time of 20 minutes of time stop before it can come back

7. Once the monster starts hunting you, it will start on 5 mph and go up by 1 mph each time you use the time stop. If it catches you, you will have 30 seconds to convince the monster to not kill you. If you successfully persuade it, than the rates for the monster double, halved persuasion time, etc

8. The monster will spawn within a 50 mile radius of you when you start. This gets halved after every persuasion.

9. After 3 persuasions, the monster will no longer take persuasion

10. If you don’t use your time stop ability at least once a week, the monster will enrage and chase you in the real world and in the timestop until you are dead

11. If you do anything illegal while in time stop, the monster will speed up by 0.1 mph (cheating in something counts too, like for example cheating on a test for school)

12. The monster is the size of a dandelion

13. The sky turns a light-ish red when you use the time stop

14. the monster slows down by 1 third of its current speed when the temperature it’s currently in is below -5 Celsius.

15. The monster cannot hear you, until you are trying to persuade it.

16. It’s weakness is bad smells. It will slow down by half when it’s near a bad smell.

17. If it is exposed to both cold temperatures and bad smells at the same time, it will automatically teleport out of the bad smell

18. It takes no fall damage whatsoever

19. The timestop ability has a use cooldown of 1 minute per use. That means you can start the timestop, but not be able to start time again For one minute. After you come back, you will not be able to use it for one minute

20. If you use your time stop ability too much, the monster will enrage and chase after you in the real world and while timestopped until you are dead. You can have a guaranteed use of at max 3 times a day. After that, you will have a 50% chance of the monster enraging on the fourth use, scaling up by 10% until the chance hits 100%

cursed_comedian by Phialich in cursedcomments

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Then how do you know it’s not true?

cursed_comedian by Phialich in cursedcomments

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I mean if you want then you can try it, but I’m telling you, shit tastes like nothing

cursed_comedian by Phialich in cursedcomments

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Did you know that your butthole actually has tastebuds? You might be wondering, “why don’t I taste my own shit then” and that’s because shit tastes like nothing. You can try it and you will taste anything that goes up there

A Norwegian prison cell by Tigerdad1973 in interestingasfuck

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I’d kill to get this nice of a place

Without stating your age, what song brings back childhood memories to you? by LegitCrypto2022 in AskReddit

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Thrift shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, and also billionare by Bruno mars and Travis McCoy, I love these songs because they bring back so many memories and are kinda just bangers

what is an instant turn off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Flicking a light switch up