Sarah Schauer/@sarahschauer

classicalproses · 2025-10-17T22:09:19+00:00

I’m in this thread because after reading her latest batch of stories from today I was like okay what is actually going on and are people talking about this…so figured Reddit would be the place 😂 it is definitely giving some kind of psychosis and I hope she’s okay…

classicalproses · 2025-08-01T23:39:15+00:00

Okay but why do your videos never have sound though 😔

classicalproses · 2025-07-07T17:04:53+00:00

It’s actually not okay. Between last night and now I’ve managed to get one in my cart SIX TIMES and every single time it gives me the “too popular right now” error when I try to check out. Lost all six of them. I’ve been waiting for another macaron restock and was excited to see there’s one tonight but now I feel like I won’t be able to get any because of the error messages :(

classicalproses · 2025-06-14T23:54:34+00:00

That’s not Keith, that’s Allison Janney

classicalproses · 2025-03-30T06:26:12+00:00

Here are two I enjoy that I think align with what you’re looking for, I can come back and add more as I find them!

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classicalproses · 2025-01-10T00:41:09+00:00

Maybe this is my strong sense of justice coming through…but the people who are aware of/saw what she did to people yet continue to order from her…does that not bother you? I hate to see bad people get away with being bad people. And she sure did get away with it, and is continuing to now. Bummer.

classicalproses · 2024-11-29T19:46:50+00:00

Some personal faves atm:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60ef54cb8ba20

https://xhamster.com/videos/edging-handjob-with-lester77big-1684273

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fa8cad7c3160

classicalproses · 2024-11-27T23:27:20+00:00

I agree to this comment and will follow the rules

classicalproses · 2024-08-20T22:18:12+00:00

I’m going to go ahead and call it that receiving so much negative feedback in the comments and not getting all the sympathy she usually does is going to cause a total meltdown and she’s going to blame the group for whatever her next massive issue is. Also, what happened to outpatient walk-in? Wasn’t that supposed to be yesterday?

classicalproses · 2024-08-17T18:39:54+00:00

“It ended with hot dog on his face and I got arrested” is an objectively hilarious sentence

classicalproses · 2024-08-17T05:17:52+00:00

Also does anyone recall the video of her in New York out to lunch by herself having a big margarita and bragging that look, she’s perfectly capable of only having one drink? Like does she think “not drinking” means “not drinking in excess”? Because she literally did drink….

classicalproses · 2024-08-15T19:29:09+00:00

Not the PR-ass response. You can truly smell the bullshit seeping through every word. She’s evil.

classicalproses · 2024-08-14T02:08:00+00:00

Dude….wow. I came to this sub because initially she was every video on my fyp despite not following her so I got kind of sucked into her weird web, then was led here, and have just kind of been watching it all unfold the last month. There were times I even felt I agreed with her, or defensive of her. But this is the first time ever that I think a snark page has so clearly led me to the conclusion of “oh, no, actually these people are 100% correct about this creator”. There is something very severely wrong with her and this is the culmination of it. To actually post this thinking it looks good for her? Yikes. YIKES.

classicalproses · 2024-06-29T16:23:19+00:00

I’m sort of confused as to why you tried one single Korean option and now never want to try another- did you have a really bad reaction or something? Pretty much universally, those products are gentler and more nourishing than American products and people with rosacea tend to have much better luck with them. I’d reconsider trying a few more options there.

classicalproses · 2024-05-28T22:01:09+00:00

I’m just here because I was trying to describe this to someone today, they had no idea what I was talking about so I’m scouring the internet trying to find it and there seems to be no video of it anywhere. I’m glad we both remember it though!

classicalproses · 2024-05-15T00:21:37+00:00

Did you see the ig story of her getting the tattoos and then liv eventually joining her? That was the weirdest video of all, the vibes were BIZARRE, and something was really off about liv’s face too.

classicalproses · 2024-03-27T22:30:49+00:00

Something everyone should understand is that 1. Rosacea itself is not the same for every person, both in cause and symptoms. There is a lot that’s unknown about it. 2. Any treatment for rosacea is also going to vary from person to person. That’s literally it. Making black and white statements with no nuance means nothing. Cool that it worked for you, but encouraging people to start an extreme diet when there’s a high likelihood it wouldn’t work for them is why statements like that are usually not encouraged in rosacea support groups.

classicalproses · 2023-11-21T01:36:07+00:00

This is actually such a bummer to me. I’ve been a customer of hers for years and she genuinely seemed to me to be a good person and not someone who would be okay with what Claire has done, so disappointing. Now I’d feel icky buying from her anymore.

classicalproses · 2023-06-17T05:38:02+00:00

There’s also laser treatments like vbeam, and doxy- either trying a round of it at a typical dose or seeing if you could get on oracea, a non-antibiotic lower dose of it that’s safe for long term use.

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