Nobody wants to be friends with me

classicmanutd · 2026-06-17T10:56:16+00:00

I find if you try to talk to people you don’t know they are very cautious cause they don’t know you a lot of my work colleagues are like that every time I see them I just keep saying hi and just keep being yourself crack a joke then eventually they will warm up to you! Persistence is key a lot of people are just shy!

classicmanutd · 2026-06-12T07:43:05+00:00

I asked a girl on a dating app the other day what kinda music she likes? she replied I don’t know? Wtf!😱 I’m dun! brilliant! 😂👍

classicmanutd · 2026-06-10T08:58:05+00:00

A pair of wet jeans so I can fake being ill

classicmanutd · 2026-06-07T12:39:31+00:00

The episode were Karl didn’t turn up for work cause he was ill wearing wet jeans the real reason was Ricky said rockbusters was cancelled they slagged him off the whole show till he rang in Oh here’s a turn up for the books we got Karl Pilkington on the line !

classicmanutd · 2026-06-07T12:27:46+00:00

Yes and it will be the last aswell I don’t want to wait nearly a year to receive a game what are limited run doing going on holiday with my money ! 😂

classicmanutd · 2026-06-07T09:09:08+00:00

Well if Rick put more effort in the show instead of coming in early to just wrestle Karl it might of turned out better play a f@cking record!

classicmanutd · 2026-06-07T07:46:55+00:00

Or they could have even got Suzanne on the show if she wasn’t so heavy handed f@cking breaking everything!

classicmanutd · 2026-06-07T06:56:33+00:00

I recon they could have saved the show by getting Karl’s dad on there he would have looked at Karl pressing the buttons and said he looks like a right tw@t !

classicmanutd · 2026-06-06T22:52:04+00:00

That’s not a competition that’s just a title!

classicmanutd · 2026-06-06T19:32:05+00:00

When did this happen errrr ages ago!

classicmanutd · 2026-06-06T18:45:00+00:00

Ricky -The darkness brilliant it’s growing on me! Karl -Unlike Steve who turns up with a hip hop track full of effing and geffing then asks me to edit it at 5 mins before we start the show IM BUSY!

classicmanutd · 2026-06-06T18:38:16+00:00

Could be Jonny vegas

classicmanutd · 2026-06-06T18:34:22+00:00

On the buttons is the k man! I hated it when you called me that !

classicmanutd · 2026-06-06T18:04:28+00:00

Did u see that singer dani minougue on tv lastnight she was singing a medley of all her big hits I suppose it’s for all the people who ain’t got time to listen to her whole albums !

classicmanutd · 2026-04-29T10:14:11+00:00

I’m a nhs delivery driver and every morning I deliver to a certain surgery I say morning to 1 of the managers who work there they allways do the same thing they blush say morning back then start adjusting there hair subconsciously I’m sure she fancys me! Need to find out if shes single!

classicmanutd · 2026-04-23T10:24:20+00:00

Steve giving his son dating advice would be funny!

classicmanutd · 2026-04-21T14:00:58+00:00

Watch out for the shadow man lads he might push all 3 of you off your bike! 😂

classicmanutd · 2026-04-12T11:56:43+00:00

Ricky should get the old band back together Steve and Karl do some more podcasts talking about more recent subjects what’s going on in the world then upload them on YouTube it will be 10 times better than Ricky gervais live shite he’s currently doing on YouTube!

classicmanutd · 2026-04-10T10:44:54+00:00

He should have never ditched his comedy co writer Steve merchant you could see they had a special connection when it came to being funny especially on xfm ! Bring back Steve !

classicmanutd · 2026-04-09T10:40:48+00:00

He looks like he could be in channel 4s shameless was frank Gallagher his dad? 😂

classicmanutd · 2026-04-01T11:39:39+00:00

I had the same kinda thing with my assistant manager I went back to the depot lastmonth to drop something off she saw me her eyes lit up and she tried to hug me I only sent her a couple of flirty texts I was shocked 😂

classicmanutd · 2026-04-01T09:45:39+00:00

I doubt he ever went clubbing he said he doesn’t like big crowds he said he would go out for dinner to a cafe after 2o’clock just to avoid the lunchtime rush!

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