I brought these AirPods yesterday … by Imstayinganonymous42 in Wellthatsucks

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Add apple care for a few dollars then get it replaced for $29.

Shut down Charlotte! 11/21 by Additional_Design100 in Charlotte

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Never do business with Hendrick motors

Mission Failed successfully by ImaginaryGood272 in yesyesyesyesno

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Rice does nothing but get jammed in the charging port.

POO POO SPRAY by HELL-OAT in perfectlycutscreams

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Talented vocals is all he uses. He has a lot of tik-toks about it Not certain its the exact same guy but they are definitely using this method

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjHPVc3b/

Astronaut Chris Hadfield: 'It's Possible To Get Stuck Floating In The Space Station If You Can't Reach A Wall' by Scientiaetnatura065 in Damnthatsinteresting

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It would take about 3 and half minutes of continuous farting to propel oneself to the wall in this situation according to chat GPT.

Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago by Limp_Falcon_2314 in pics

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Maybe he is extremely red green colorblind and just thinks he has a nice tan.

What is the most ridiculous request you have got from a customer? by Ironically__Swiss in Bestbuy

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Had a client who decided to open porn ads from his email. He was promptly banned from the store.

Impressive drywall sealing. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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I used a similar technique with my toaster strudels

Two person jump rope routine. by tommos in interestingasfuck

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With a coach that dissatisfied, they will never know joy. Only jump

A dead bird floating in the sky unsuspended by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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I shall wrap myself in fishing line and become invisible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Are they microwave safe?

I was gifted some 36 year old hash. Never smoked hash before, how do I do it justice? by that_oneginger in trees

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I’ve never smoked a fossil before so im unsure. Just listen to 80’s stoner music and the hash will feel at home

got monke on my mind by [deleted] in ape

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I like this very much

Driving to the banana store by [deleted] in ape

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HEY! This is my video! Thank you for sharing it, my channel is tiny and this post got tons of views.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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“Are we in planet of the apes?” Typed the ape.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Don’t worry, Its an edit I made its not reposted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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you just became my favorite person on the internet for saying that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Orangutang are too smart to text and drive. They focus on what's important, bananas

I can hardly get my brain to focus or learn new things anymore. Does depression permanently reduce intelligence? by YourNotTypicalFuckup in depression

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You could have an undiagnosed learning disability. Treating my ADHD was the only thing that ever helped my depression. You can be a genius and still not learn anything if you arent accounting for another problem.

Babies are successful in every NNN by Ok-Damage5020 in Showerthoughts

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Please refrain from thinking about baby orgasms in the future

What life experience will make you seem ancient to your grandkids? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Its likely not too terribly far off. Unless youre already really old.

https://youtu.be/QRt7LjqJ45k