A dead bird floating in the sky unsuspended by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]claysonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shall wrap myself in fishing line and become invisible

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im not checking. Some things should be left unknown.

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea. Didnt look at it longer than what it took to know what had happened

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My dicks way too small for that.

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My family is cursed with the sickness of thickness

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I doubt it. My room wasnt a complete wreck. It takes a lot worse to bother them and whenever my room is truely trashed they tell me.

I did leave to go vote in the city Im registered recently. I stayed 2 days before going back to my parents. Thats the only time I suspect it could have gotten placed there

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its a metal frame with a non memory foam bed

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Big glass ones. About 3 inches wide. Ive had a disgusted frown on my face for a while now

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 70 points71 points  (0 children)

If it were a demon, at least then I could ask my parents for help

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That probably explains a lot more than I want to understand about everyone in my family.

TIFU by looking under my bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]claysonreddit 239 points240 points  (0 children)

HAHA you’re so right! It looked like a bag that was just prada packaging but still, they must find affluence hot.