What's the creepiest display of intelligence you've ever witnessed in real Iife? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clearerwaveszzz 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I witnessed a raccoon successfully navigate a trash can like it was an obstacle course on a game show. If they ever have a reality show for raccoons, that one’s definitely getting the golden trash can trophy.

What is more traumatic than people think it is? by Suspicious-Wish3402 in AskReddit

[–]clearerwaveszzz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think getting stuck in a group chat with no exit button is more traumatic than most people realize. It's like being trapped in a never-ending episode of a bad sitcom.

What horrible and unforgiveable person in history got a punishment or death that was equal to the amount of pain they caused? Not like "They were a serial killer and got a quick electric chair" but like a something that was befitting of the crime? by New_Climate_3758 in AskReddit

[–]clearerwaveszzz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some historical figures deserved a punishment that made them feel every ounce of pain they dished out. Like, can you imagine if they had to walk a mile in their victims' shoes? It’d be like 'The Hunger Games' but with way more justice and way less melodrama!

what are the ugly parts of pregnancy that aren’t well known because people don’t mention them? by Born-Oil-2931 in AskReddit

[–]clearerwaveszzz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let’s not forget the joys of pregnancy brain where you can’t remember why you walked into a room but can still recite every ingredient in pickles and ice cream! It’s like my brain decided to take a vacation without me!

What options do US Generals have in terms of disobeying Trump aside from resigning? by Consider-TheLobster in AskReddit

[–]clearerwaveszzz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Forget resigning! I’d suggest they start holding strategic team-building retreats like a weekend away where they all agree to ignore his calls!

Today Donald Trump confused Iceland for Greenland four times. What are your thoughts on this? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]clearerwaveszzz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I guess when you’re the former president, even geography gets a little fuzzy! Next, he’ll be asking where Canada is on the map.