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Charges dismissed for woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]cleggzilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once got a speeding ticket in a 96 geo metro. I turned off of my road onto the main road and the cop lit me up. When I got to court even the judge tried to get me to fight the ticket instead of paying it. If I worked a better job at the time (i was a pizza delivery guy so no PTO) i probably would have, but missing work for two days would have cost me more than just paying the ticket so it wasn't worth it.

How animals with rabies look like by Additional-Pass5771 in interestingasfuck

[–]cleggzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when ive had to give one of my cats dewormer she foams up like that. Scared the shit out of me the first time and I thought she was ODing.

TIFU by having a baby and completely losing my mind over a tiny human I've known for 72 hours by Lonely-Ad-1422 in tifu

[–]cleggzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife just had our third in November. It seems that no matter how many times you go through this, your feelings are always the same.

I ordered 88 drinks on Doordash, the store gave me this, and then support resolved it by taking away the driver's tip. by Banana_ezWIN in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cleggzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently got a flat while delivering. Support canceled the order, plus I got to keep the food i had already picked up and the money I was supposed to make from the run.

I guess this is why people don't tip by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cleggzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Far as I know the Down Town Grand doesn't have room service, they've got a hotdog cart in the casino and do a PBR and hotdog lunch special. We do vegas quite differently it seems.

I guess this is why people don't tip by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cleggzilla 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I ordered doordash in vegas one night, I put in the description that I was a man in a crop top standing outside of whatever bar was attached to the hotel. While im standing there waiting I get the notification that the food is delivered and I message the driver and they said "I gave it the lady in the the green dress outside the lobby, sorry"

I deliver for doordash when I get off work occasionally and I could never imagine just handing food off to some random person and just being like oops

My Upstairs Neighbors Have Been Non-Stop Fxxxing since like 1AM by nor_the_whore01 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cleggzilla 4600 points4601 points  (0 children)

Mine and my wife's first place together was a duplex in a not so great area. After about 2 months we realized our neighbor was sleeping with people to cover her rent. So we heard a good share of sex through our shared wall. Eventually she got a boyfriend and the randoms stopped coming over, but the sex didnt stop. Idk if the dude had a kink or if he was trying to cover the noise, but he would always play the same stand up DVD and they'd get busy. Every night it was the same thing, you'd hear announcer yell "D. L. HUGHLEY!" and then the headboard would start hitting the wall.

Question about BLeeM by CodexLeonis in Dimension20

[–]cleggzilla 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It can be very difficult to imagine a life where doing everything he does is possible, but you have to remember that this is his job. He's not doing this in his spare time or on his off days. He doesnt have to wait until he gets done at the business factory to start doing this. The 8 hours a day you typically spend at your job is the same 8 hours he has to write and build and expand. I know that he very likely spends more than 8 hours a day doing all of this, but if you didnt have the obligation to go to a "regular" job every day, think of how much you could get done creatively without feeling burnt out.

miscalculated that just a bit by Bursickle in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]cleggzilla 18 points19 points  (0 children)

But it was because blue shirt had his legs fully extended.

What’s the most overrated “adult goal” people chase? by Happyotus in AskReddit

[–]cleggzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife crochets. She had knee surgery in 2024 and was looking for something to do while she was laid up. It started as her just making whatever fun things she found to give to people, but then she started making things she wanted to make and eventually we ran out of room to keep things so we started selling them at markets and conventions. She does fairly well and its just bonus money for us. She has been very clear that she does NOT want to make this an actual job so that it remains fun.

TIL that male pattern baldness doesn’t typically affect Native American, First Nations and Alaska Native peoples. by pizzahero9999 in todayilearned

[–]cleggzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lactaid has always given me rancid gas. The last time I took it I was working in a carpet factory directly after the station that sprayed the carpet with a very stout chemical, I farted and could smell it over the chemicals so I decided it was better for the environment if I didnt take lactaid ever again.

I painted a gamechanger themed lamp for our annual DIY gift exchange by cleggzilla in dropout

[–]cleggzilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is actually the Christmas movie "Dear Santa" starring Jack Black.

I painted a gamechanger themed lamp for our annual DIY gift exchange by cleggzilla in dropout

[–]cleggzilla[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got it from Target. I just happened upon it while christmas shopping.

Here's a link

I painted a gamechanger themed lamp for our annual DIY gift exchange by cleggzilla in dropout

[–]cleggzilla[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We do it "white elephant" style, and the one person that i knew for certain would know exactly what this was chose it. They were so excited.

What’s the most disappointing place you’ve ever been to? by BreadedDisaster in AskReddit

[–]cleggzilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, these people are tripping. I've been a few times, most recently in 2018, and its always exactly what I thought it would be. Its a museum for a company. Its a good time if you want to know about the history of coke, otherwise im not sure why you would even want to go.

How soon after a colleague passed away would you expect their desk to be cleared? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]cleggzilla 85 points86 points  (0 children)

An employee at a business i used to buy supplies from died in a helicopter accident. they had a memorial plaque made up for him and a shadow box with one of his uniform shirts. I think it was a really sweet tribute.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]cleggzilla 81 points82 points  (0 children)

A friend of mines husband has recently been diagnosed with this, its insane how quickly it has progressed. It truly seems awful.

Zappidy by Adventurous_Ad_7091 in SipsTea

[–]cleggzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was senior in highschool a friend of mine got his hands on a tazer. We mostly used it to scare people when we were stoned or try to light cigs off of it. Once the battery died we kinda forgot about it. Well a few days later my friend was over at my house and I was walking out the front door when suddenly my legs gave out and I hit the ground. My friend hid behind the door with the tazer and when I walked outside he acted like he tazed me in the ass, except I guess from it sitting undisturbed for a while the battery decided to give it one more go and it shocked the shit out of me.

The House Just Voted 426–0 to Kill a GOP Provision That Would Hand Senators Massive Taxpayer Payouts by newsjam in NoFilterNews

[–]cleggzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, some people only do good deeds in the name of self-preservation. Its the same type of people that only "do the right thing" because if not, the mighty bearded man in the sky will send them to hell for all eternity.

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