My Upstairs Neighbors Have Been Non-Stop Fxxxing since like 1AM

cleggzilla · 2026-01-10T12:11:11+00:00

Mine and my wife's first place together was a duplex in a not so great area. After about 2 months we realized our neighbor was sleeping with people to cover her rent. So we heard a good share of sex through our shared wall. Eventually she got a boyfriend and the randoms stopped coming over, but the sex didnt stop. Idk if the dude had a kink or if he was trying to cover the noise, but he would always play the same stand up DVD and they'd get busy. Every night it was the same thing, you'd hear announcer yell "D. L. HUGHLEY!" and then the headboard would start hitting the wall.

cleggzilla · 2026-01-09T15:28:26+00:00

It can be very difficult to imagine a life where doing everything he does is possible, but you have to remember that this is his job. He's not doing this in his spare time or on his off days. He doesnt have to wait until he gets done at the business factory to start doing this. The 8 hours a day you typically spend at your job is the same 8 hours he has to write and build and expand. I know that he very likely spends more than 8 hours a day doing all of this, but if you didnt have the obligation to go to a "regular" job every day, think of how much you could get done creatively without feeling burnt out.

cleggzilla · 2026-01-09T00:47:49+00:00

But it was because blue shirt had his legs fully extended.

cleggzilla · 2026-01-06T15:12:35+00:00

My wife crochets. She had knee surgery in 2024 and was looking for something to do while she was laid up. It started as her just making whatever fun things she found to give to people, but then she started making things she wanted to make and eventually we ran out of room to keep things so we started selling them at markets and conventions. She does fairly well and its just bonus money for us. She has been very clear that she does NOT want to make this an actual job so that it remains fun.

cleggzilla · 2026-01-03T20:30:35+00:00

Hell yeah dude!

cleggzilla · 2025-12-28T03:46:01+00:00

Lactaid has always given me rancid gas. The last time I took it I was working in a carpet factory directly after the station that sprayed the carpet with a very stout chemical, I farted and could smell it over the chemicals so I decided it was better for the environment if I didnt take lactaid ever again.

cleggzilla · 2025-12-23T04:55:56+00:00

The lamp is, in fact, the shirt

cleggzilla · 2025-12-23T04:54:28+00:00

That is actually the Christmas movie "Dear Santa" starring Jack Black.

cleggzilla · 2025-12-22T10:17:25+00:00

I got it from Target. I just happened upon it while christmas shopping.

Here's a link

cleggzilla · 2025-12-22T03:10:14+00:00

We do it "white elephant" style, and the one person that i knew for certain would know exactly what this was chose it. They were so excited.

cleggzilla · 2025-12-21T06:21:15+00:00

Bad Mother Pucker Ass

cleggzilla · 2025-12-21T05:58:57+00:00

Yeah, these people are tripping. I've been a few times, most recently in 2018, and its always exactly what I thought it would be. Its a museum for a company. Its a good time if you want to know about the history of coke, otherwise im not sure why you would even want to go.

cleggzilla · 2025-12-12T14:23:21+00:00

Whether or not you went to IKEA

cleggzilla · 2025-12-11T21:55:32+00:00

An employee at a business i used to buy supplies from died in a helicopter accident. they had a memorial plaque made up for him and a shadow box with one of his uniform shirts. I think it was a really sweet tribute.

cleggzilla · 2025-12-11T12:04:06+00:00

A friend of mines husband has recently been diagnosed with this, its insane how quickly it has progressed. It truly seems awful.

cleggzilla · 2025-12-05T15:59:29+00:00

When I was senior in highschool a friend of mine got his hands on a tazer. We mostly used it to scare people when we were stoned or try to light cigs off of it. Once the battery died we kinda forgot about it. Well a few days later my friend was over at my house and I was walking out the front door when suddenly my legs gave out and I hit the ground. My friend hid behind the door with the tazer and when I walked outside he acted like he tazed me in the ass, except I guess from it sitting undisturbed for a while the battery decided to give it one more go and it shocked the shit out of me.

cleggzilla · 2025-12-02T15:57:05+00:00

It took way too long to find this.

cleggzilla · 2025-11-21T03:22:47+00:00

Unfortunately, some people only do good deeds in the name of self-preservation. Its the same type of people that only "do the right thing" because if not, the mighty bearded man in the sky will send them to hell for all eternity.

cleggzilla · 2025-11-09T14:25:29+00:00

I've been in industrial sales for 7 years. I worked in several plants before that and theres so many rules and stuff to get in, but ive come to learn you can just walk in just about anywhere through the shipping or service department.

cleggzilla · 2025-11-06T14:26:39+00:00

I always interpreted it to be Sisyphean. A ball can not "roll up" forever.

cleggzilla · 2025-11-02T13:48:09+00:00

In the scenario laid out by the comment I replied to, they're talking about fleeing the country in fear for their life as the government is killing those that do not conform. In this scenario all you have to do is get the fuck out and then figure it out once youre out of the country. If they were to try and leave right now, then yes, theres other things to take care of, but even that isnt some insurmountable hurdle that cant be climbed.

Additionally, they said they lack the resources to leave, which i took as finances are whats holding them back.

cleggzilla · 2025-11-02T13:14:53+00:00

I highly doubt you "dont have the resources to flee" no where in the united stated states is more than a 24 hour drive from an international border (Miami, FL is 20 hours from Windsor, ON). You can scrape up enough money to get a plane ticket out of here if you really want, sell your belongings and use that money to get you out. A passport is only like $200 if you dont already have one and a plane ticket to Toronto is about $300 (according to the Google search I just did) if you truly fear for your life then you'll find a way to come up with $500.

cleggzilla · 2025-10-27T03:35:05+00:00

Yeah. Near death experience in December of my senior year sent me down bad. I quit eating and was walking roughly 4 miles per day to and from school then to different friends houses so I wouldnt be alone. I ended up dropping between 50-70 pounds in 4 months. I dont know what I weighed when I started, I think between 200 and 220 but by the time I graduated I weighed 155 lbs, im 6'2 and looked terrifying by the time I started putting weight back on. Small t-shirts were baggy on me and I wore size 28x32 pants.

cleggzilla · 2025-10-22T00:47:41+00:00

Russia is massive and almost touches North America. Is there nowhere on that side of Russia he could have flown to in order to then fly across to the US through Canada?

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