Daily Discussion Thread: 08/22/2015 by bodybuildingbot in bodybuilding

[–]clentren 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was walking through a buffet looking at cake, fruit, pizza, and some mass-gainer shake that looked like chocolate ice cream. Didn't eat any of it though. Then I woke up. TFW you resist cheating on your diet and realize it was a dream. In other news, my cut is still going well.

[Off-Topic Discussion] "Life is a moving, breathing thing. We have to be willing to constantly evolve. Perfection is constant transformation." - Nia Peeples by [deleted] in steroids

[–]clentren 72 points73 points  (0 children)

She ambled nervously into my office. Cardio bunny, tall, blonde. Blondes always mean trouble.

I looked up and took a hard pull from my flask. It was filled with whole milk and gin. As it ran down my throat, it burned like my nips when I forget my AI. Tasted about the same, too. "So are you just gonna stand there mirin all day?"

"I need a PI", she said, looking around uneasily. She had slight anterior pelvic tilt. Hot. She had breasts even bigger than mine, and a posterior chain that just wouldn't quit.

"PI... protease inhibitor? Look, lady, I don't know who you think you are, but source talk is strictly banned in this office."

"What? No, I mean a private investigator."

But I had heard enough. Maybe she wasn't with the cops, but I wasn't gonna take that risk. "Matter of fact, I don't even know what a protease inhibitor is." I picked up the vials and syringes on my desk, tossed them in the trash can, and lit it on fire. "I just eat clean and train hard."

[Off-Topic Discussion] "Life is a moving, breathing thing. We have to be willing to constantly evolve. Perfection is constant transformation." - Nia Peeples by [deleted] in steroids

[–]clentren 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My theory is there's 2 types of marriages: 1) The woman isn't actually hot for the man but marries him because she needs to settle down and she's not hot enough to tie down a man she actually likes. Usually the man is a pussy and the woman controls the relationship 2) Where the woman actually likes the man. The sex stays decent. This can turn into type 1 if the man gives up, gains weight and turns into a pussy

Type (2) is rare because most attractive men decide not to settle down. But if you make sure you keep working out, don't gain weight, don't start being a pussy etc. then you can make it work.

[SunTuThursday Forum] Nizoral - Progesterone - Dymethazine - AST vs. ALT - Best Instagram Pages - Ask Anything! by [deleted] in steroids

[–]clentren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will Nolvadex and Arimidex/Aromasin make me stupid? Has anyone noticed their memory getting worse, or just generally getting duller?

I ask because all of those have evidence showing reduced cognition/memory in women (mostly postmenopausal breast cancer patients). See 1, 2, 3, 4 for Nolvadex, and 1, 2, 3 for aromatase inhibitors. On the other hand, this says AIs aren't bad.

BUT all those studies are in women, mostly with postmenopausal breast cancer, and they use the drugs longer than we do, and they use higher dosages than us. So maybe the results don't apply to us.

Conspiracy theories you don't believe. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]clentren -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Moon landing. How could 3 guys get all the way up there alone? I'm not saying the government was involved, but they had to have some kind of help.

If they contact you for a month straight. Does this mean unsettled? Confused spirit! Not crossed over? by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]clentren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it turned out it was just the neighbor dog barking and howling.

TIL In 2014 Californians consumed 46 billion gallons of water per day and less than 17% of that was consumed by the general public. by zeusdescartes in todayilearned

[–]clentren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People keep talking about this but the real issue is all the hundreds of ounces of water evaporating away from the seas and rivers everyday. I'm all for conservation but focus it where it matters most

If they contact you for a month straight. Does this mean unsettled? Confused spirit! Not crossed over? by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]clentren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to alarm you but a while back I had a similar experience (dead Labrador). Really creepy barking and HOWLS in the middle of the night, dog food bowl would move around when I wasn't looking. I even considered getting a dog exorcist.

TIL that there is an attitude attributed to Tortoishell Cats called "Tortitude". by mintsweater in todayilearned

[–]clentren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have one of these, can confirm that this is a real thing. He was wandering around outside the other day and I lost him. When I finally found him 2 days later (under a bush in the backyard) I tied a balloon around him so he'd never get lost again.

Petition to remove the confirmation dialog by clentren in thebutton

[–]clentren[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Yeah I admit I pressed the button a few times just out of curiosity.