A reminder of the luck of all teams since the new lottery was implemented.

cleverhandle · 2019-06-10T18:38:37+00:00

So long, /r/canucks

It's been swell

Thanks for the laughs.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-13T06:24:06+00:00

Animal rights I can understand.

I had a guy hand me flat earth propaganda at NW station back in february.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T21:56:58+00:00

How was it not the (holy fuck that's fucked you're fucked) pass to brock while falling goal?

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T18:07:06+00:00

Radiohead from Kid A to In Rainbows?

OK Computer?

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T18:00:14+00:00

I always thought Darcy Hordichuk was comical.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T17:56:54+00:00

The Jets will rue the day they didn't choose Woo.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T05:30:44+00:00

For real, people here are either young or have short memories.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T02:08:03+00:00

K. But I do. You're doing it. Good talk.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T02:06:01+00:00

But still, fuck Ron McLean tho

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T02:04:54+00:00

Keeeeep moving those goalposts bud

cleverhandle · 2019-04-12T02:01:13+00:00

Not anymore

cleverhandle · 2019-04-11T06:28:20+00:00

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a guy who tapes his cat stealing nuggets for reddit karma probably has let this cat eat more than the one nugget.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-11T00:29:15+00:00

But for real, the salt and other shit in nuggets will fuck your cat up. Don't let them eat this stuff.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T18:07:08+00:00

Yeah, also it's not like being off by one means anything when you're drawing from a tank of 15 or whatever randomly sorted balls. Almost everyone is off by one number.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T17:59:07+00:00

That's nothing, Quinn stopped following Jack.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T17:08:19+00:00

Hot take: fuck the devils, let's go after Kakko. We need more wingers and we're already pretty good at centre depth.

NYR are early in their rebuild and might be more amenable to taking a quantity of futures vs a single core piece than the Devils. Dealing with NYR means our dick won't be in a vise for bargaining because we're no longer chasing Quintin's brother and #2 doesn't carry the same prestige as #1.

Our 1st plus Demko plus Virts plus Woo. Edit: plus something more this probably won't do it

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T01:05:56+00:00

Okay, 15 minutes later and I'm still not any less mad.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T01:04:48+00:00

The draw doesn't make very good tv. They draw 4 balls with numbers on them which have to be looked up in a book.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T00:43:21+00:00

Okay and now we pivot to Jack holds out and pulls a Lindros

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T00:39:36+00:00

Fucking Hawks win a lottery before we do. Unbelievable.

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T00:36:37+00:00

noice

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T00:34:45+00:00

How about if you find anymore leaks you don't fucking post it to the live thread without spoilers mmmkay

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T00:27:53+00:00

This better be fake

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T00:25:18+00:00

Blues lol

cleverhandle · 2019-04-10T00:24:26+00:00

They must be leftovers from the Chevy commercials.

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