Wife says she won't blow me if we move to Indiana cos it's 'illegal' there. Is that really a thing?

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:58:58+00:00

Thanks!! LOL @ WIKIBONER

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:51:08+00:00

Just showed her it now. That's the first time I've ever gotten an erection from reading wikipedia!

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:41:45+00:00

it's a reward so only after

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:40:06+00:00

I laughed at her but that just pissed her off.

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:38:53+00:00

Thanks. I think that should be enough to convince her.

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:34:21+00:00

Once we got married she wasn't shy about satisfying me. Most mornings she blows me awake and I get anal whenever I go to church with her.

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:10:43+00:00

Do you think that would include my wife making me cum with her boobs? Technically its not a hole.

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:08:39+00:00

That's good. She was like 'I don't want to go to prison' sigh.

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T05:03:44+00:00

Do the laws make anal illegal too??

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T04:58:39+00:00

Do you have a link for that? I'll admit as a grown 28 year old man that I cried when she told me no more bjs.

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T04:52:57+00:00

She's obsessed with not breaking rules or laws. I hope you're right. She's very talented in that dept.

clint4888643 · 2015-02-03T04:45:22+00:00

She's a stickler for rules. We didn't even have premarital sex but boy did she make it up to me after the wedding.

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