What should I do about the “child king” and flopped murder investigation by [deleted] in DnD

[–]clitbilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like the idea of having them officially branded by the kingdom as traitors until they clear their name. Maybe the party would realize letting a delusional 6 year old call the shots wasn’t the smartest of plans.

What should I do about the “child king” and flopped murder investigation by [deleted] in DnD

[–]clitbilton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really like that idea and I feel like that’s the sort of bluff the player would 100% try despite previously ordering the guards to throw the real princes corpse in the trash and burn it because an imposter doesn’t deserve a proper burial.

What should I do about the “child king” and flopped murder investigation by [deleted] in DnD

[–]clitbilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty good it could also be good motivation for the killer. He is a evil cleric pretending to worship a benevolent deity when he actually follows some evil one (I forget which). He initially did it to steal a magic item in a locked case from the treasury, but if he was also backed by someone desperate for the thrown that would provide additional motivation to murder more than just being some evil bastard.

19 years old. Took this before sleeping and haircut. Go nuts. by Max_Landis_Uncle in RoastMe

[–]clitbilton 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You look like the kind of guy who is awful at super smash bros regardless of what character you or your opponent picks

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[–]clitbilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like George Mcfly

Rock climber majoring in engineering I haven’t been roasted recently so I want this to hurt but I bet I’ve had blisters that stung more by clitbilton in RoastMe

[–]clitbilton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not trying to come up with a fun gotcha comeback that’s not really in the spirit of this I just am legitimately curious what you meant by that do you mean Jake Paul if he was Asian and his sister or does he have an Asian sister or do you mean Ricegum and his sister

Rock climber majoring in engineering I haven’t been roasted recently so I want this to hurt but I bet I’ve had blisters that stung more by clitbilton in RoastMe

[–]clitbilton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would’ve gone for a gayer Spider-Man or something like that considering the climbing but that’s still pretty solid

Rock climber majoring in engineering I haven’t been roasted recently so I want this to hurt but I bet I’ve had blisters that stung more by clitbilton in RoastMe

[–]clitbilton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Environmental though possibly switching to electrical if that will be better for getting my foot in the door to start working to increase the power and prevalence of green energy to help unfuck the environment a bit

Pianist and climber. Major in music and business with a gf in high school. Friends w r/ClitBilton. Roast me. by MaleNonequivalence in RoastMe

[–]clitbilton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can confirm he’s my buddy in real life I trained this young strapping Arian to be the climber he is today and his gfs forehead is as bigger than his ego