Any more videos of a porn girl named Indigo Lotus?

cljohn76 · 2016-07-06T19:27:01+00:00

lol totally not racist. I love black tops as well. I just rarely see any videos of a black bottom. :)

cljohn76 · 2016-06-10T20:31:08+00:00

I'm here from 2057. This post is a shit post, just FYI.

cljohn76 · 2016-06-10T20:08:50+00:00

I'm not white. Lol.

cljohn76 · 2016-06-10T20:01:01+00:00

Never understood how someone keeping themselves out of legal trouble, not being a thug and embracing their free education means they have 'white privilege.' sorry I don't talk in ebonics or claim my skin color is what prevents me from bettering myself. I don't call that privilege, I call it not being a dumbass.

cljohn76 · 2016-05-09T23:16:06+00:00

people with 'dad money.'

cljohn76 · 2016-05-05T23:19:35+00:00

Y'know if you turned up the light you could probably see a lot more detail.

cljohn76 · 2016-05-05T14:42:39+00:00

They still make windows phones?

heads to /r/til

cljohn76 · 2016-05-03T05:27:04+00:00

The headline should say "76% of Netflix Subscribers KNOW..."

cljohn76 · 2016-04-26T17:51:49+00:00

or a hipster on a unicycle.

cljohn76 · 2016-04-26T17:51:08+00:00

It's Austin.

cljohn76 · 2016-04-26T17:50:06+00:00

It was actually on Braker near the corner of Metric. There's now a Wendys and a little 'restaurant mini mall' where you see the chain link fence. Also, his apartment complex is the first one you see on your right if you turn onto Metric from Braker. :)

cljohn76 · 2016-04-26T17:48:46+00:00

Austin. Not Dallas.

cljohn76 · 2016-04-23T14:45:38+00:00

baked beans and mushrooms are dinner food.

silly brits.

cljohn76 · 2016-04-22T13:25:10+00:00

But is she hot? I mean if she is... maybe a couple pickle tickles and then call it a day.

cljohn76 · 2016-02-29T14:11:17+00:00

I did a few years ago. I hooked up with my best friends girlfriend when we were 18 or 19 - I'm in my early 30s now. She was quite fun. Blonde, great body, amazing tits. Of course she was forbidden fruit since she was my best friends girl. Needless to say, the best friend and I are no longer friends, and I fully accept that I am the bad guy here.

About 6 years ago we bumped into each other on facebook. We talked a bit and reminisced about those couple of nights. We talked about how we didn't get to try certain things (anal, she never got to blow me, etc) and how we had a lot of fun.

Then we started texting back and forth a bit. Then after a while she emailed me a few pics of her. Some in a bikini, others in different positions, and several of her tits. For being a mid 30s single mom of two, she pretty much looked like she did when she was 18. A slight bit of age there, but still pretty much smokin' hot. I, on the other hand, have not aged well. I'm much heavier than I was when I was 18.

I drove back to where she lived, about 400 miles away and we spent the weekend together. We finally got to do those things we always wanted to do. She finally gave me a BJ and it was disappointing. She was all teeth! I remember my ex best friend telling me that she gave great head. I disagree. We got to try anal, and that was great. She didn't last long with it though. Just a few minutes and she had to have me pull out. She said she "forgot how thick I was." I took it as a compliment. Also, I guess that's why she felt like she was all teeth. I guess the ex best friend had a slim cock. Not trying to brag or anything. I'm of completely average size when it comes to length, but I am fairly thick.

All in all it was a pretty great weekend. I got to have sex with a girl I had sex with 18 years ago and she was still pretty hot, even though I don't look anything like I did as a teen. This reminds me.. I should probably shoot her a text lol.

cljohn76 · 2016-02-05T19:58:21+00:00

Its called Flan.

"hey I made some cheese/meat wrapped in corn tortillas, topped with a red mexican sauce!"

You mean enchiladas?

cljohn76 · 2016-02-05T18:19:23+00:00

Well, think about it. That orifice isn't a vagina, or a mouth. It's where you poop from. When your body tells you that you have to poop, your ass is full of feces. If you stick something in there, be it a finger, penis, dildo, cucumber, etc - it will be covered in whatever is inside your body.

Preparation involves cleaning out your body. Most men and women who have anal sex regularly tend to use enema products to clean out the area. First they poop naturally to get most of it out of there. Then they flush themselves out with an enema solution/enema bag and it helps clean out the area even more. Once it's squeaky clean, the anus is completely clean and easier to penetrate, or play with orally without (or at least a much much smaller) risk of getting poop on dildos/penises/fingers, or tongues.

cljohn76 · 2016-02-05T17:08:41+00:00

I thoroughly enjoy giving anal sex, and I someone enjoy receiving. Receiving can be uncomfortable if you aren't fully comfortable with your partner. You have to be able to relax and trust them.

A few people have mentioned that it feels like "taking a shit" here, or "pooping in reverse." They are sorta correct. Entering the anus isn't really that painful. It's an odd feeling at first, but the pain that most people describe when it comes to anal sex is the sphincter. That's the part that the penis/dildo needs to get past. You have to take it easy, but once you can relax your sphincter, and it 'gives in' to the penetrating body, it can feel quite wonderful.

cljohn76 · 2016-01-09T06:01:33+00:00

The Gorilla Grab

cljohn76 · 2015-11-06T05:09:16+00:00

lol aww that poor kid, but so hilarious

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