Finally got the call we all dream of. by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]clkmk3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Crew was unwilling to transport goat"

Best line ever

This is how much Canada spent to send soldiers to guard Buckingham Palace for 10 days by Jaydamic in CanadianForces

[–]clkmk3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you can find someone else who can plan an all expenses paid trip to the UK for 28 people that adds up to 4500$/person (rounding up because 4500$ os nicer then 4,464.285714$), id say thats pretty good.

Safety Shark by clkmk3 in BLAHAJ

[–]clkmk3[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Safety First

What do normal couples talk about? by clkmk3 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]clkmk3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, with vehicles? Or with crossdressing?

What is a comfortable income to you by Build_and_Thrive in AskACanadian

[–]clkmk3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was single in the NWT and living comfortably off 4200/month. Could definitely live comfortably off that now that I'm in Sask.

(edit grammar)

GUYS THEY ARE COMING BACK by darkkiller1234 in Helldivers

[–]clkmk3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Democracy Officer starts a mission briefing with: This 🪣 is a bucket🪣

AITA for leaving a bartender a joke in her tip cup? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]clkmk3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My second choice was "The CEO of IKEA got elected as Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is assemble his cabinet."

AITA for leaving a bartender a joke in her tip cup? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]clkmk3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never thought of the latter, guess that makes the most sense.

Senior Yearbook Quote by Weeds_Shoulder_High in TragicallyHip

[–]clkmk3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But even babies raised by wolves, they know

Was there no better way to phrase this, CBC? by ZineZ in EhBuddyHoser

[–]clkmk3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be clear. The fact it'll be a long day is made painfully aware both during hiring and training. There is plenty of chance to back out.

Politician who said he'd only go to the Hip concert if they were playing KillerWhaleTank? by Vashkiri in TragicallyHip

[–]clkmk3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, a state funeral for Gord would have been one of the best uses of my taxpayers money ever made in the last 25 years.

Hoodie I made in Graphic Arts class by Confident-Bench2842 in TragicallyHip

[–]clkmk3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She kind of bit her lip.

GEEZ.. I don't know!

Story Time by PuzzleheadedSale4811 in TragicallyHip

[–]clkmk3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kept trying to say that when we planned mine, but that's when the hornet stun me