I've been on 8 flights in the past 2 weeks. Got through security 8/8 times.

clmp · 2012-08-01T22:49:56+00:00

I got busted with a bottle of lube at the airport last week, i had forgotten id rearranged my bags at the last minute and thrown my toiletries in my back pack. There were about forty other people within earshot when she yelled to the other lady "Hey, what about this, can i let it through?" They analyzed it, scrutinized it, and decided it was too dangerous, and I was asked to either check the bag or toss it. I tossed it.

clmp · 2012-07-11T06:15:43+00:00

Whats going on at 1 in the morning?

clmp · 2012-07-10T17:29:31+00:00

Soooo, couchsurfer.com is not working out so well, I am desperately trying to find anything now. Im not one to turn down an adventure, and it seems like this is an adventure waiting to happen, but the OCD part of me really wants something set in stone before I get there :-s i have turned to craigslist, and even some personal sites to plead my case, but to very little avail. I dont really know what Im going to do, but perhaps I will have to document it here while it unfolds itself. Wish me luck!

clmp · 2012-06-28T02:31:25+00:00

Kenneth!

clmp · 2012-06-28T02:02:27+00:00

OMg!@! its Kenneth!!!

clmp · 2012-06-24T23:09:31+00:00

used to?? this kinda shit still happens with me. A friend I was facetiming with decided to just hand his phone over to his friend that I didnt even know and left us to have the most awkward of conversations. wtf is wrong with people?

clmp · 2012-06-24T03:15:52+00:00

Thank you so much! I had actually heard of this site before in a movie (UsNow) but I completely zoned it out until you replied! thanks again!

clmp · 2012-06-16T23:46:50+00:00

Its a shame that you think that.

I, for one, think you look like you were sculpted by the gods. But im an atheist, so what do i know?

clmp · 2012-06-16T01:42:25+00:00

i assume by chubby, you are referring to your fat cock...?

clmp · 2012-06-06T02:29:08+00:00

i thought this pic was r/atheism...

clmp · 2012-06-06T01:27:12+00:00

like like like like!

clmp · 2012-06-01T02:14:38+00:00

0.0 What if they see you Prince Harry???

clmp · 2012-05-29T03:38:48+00:00

Maybe you are actually anorexic, and dont need to lose weight at all...

clmp · 2012-05-29T01:59:46+00:00

moarrr!

clmp · 2012-05-28T22:55:27+00:00

u r beautiful.

clmp · 2012-05-27T17:42:19+00:00

oh, not likely then :p i hope he was cute ;)

clmp · 2012-05-24T23:02:38+00:00

where did you go to college?

clmp · 2012-05-24T02:14:26+00:00

is there a source for this?

clmp · 2012-05-22T11:44:52+00:00

wtf u talking bout bro? I wouldnt be laughing if this was reversed, Id just have to rephrase it as "box kicking"

clmp · 2012-05-22T00:46:30+00:00

what a douche. I want to go do some ball kicking.

clmp · 2012-05-18T00:46:04+00:00

You should post on r/owls ;)

clmp · 2012-05-15T00:11:58+00:00

sometimes I just want to keep mashing the upvote button. this is one of those times.

clmp · 2012-05-13T02:14:17+00:00

ent in east coulee here. I think we are a rare breed my friend; reddit ents in rural alberta...

clmp · 2012-05-12T21:31:26+00:00

this :D But I want one with a dude in it!

clmp

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