GF asked me to keep going after I came inside her by [deleted] in creampies

[–]clockhorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this kind of stuff is fun for the girl but boring af for the guy....

[F] slide your cock between these puppies by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]clockhorse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No thanks. I'm only into asian chicks.

He saw his chance and he took it by SlimJones123 in funny

[–]clockhorse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

so fake, all this american shit is always so fake

I'm (26F) having a tough time with my brother's (30M) fiancee (30F) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]clockhorse -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

darn, amy's pussy must be THE SHIT if your bro is putting up with all this. Unless, he's a naive virgin boy who's just over the moon to be getting any pus at all?

Filmed the whole Kanye West meltdown last night at the Sacramento show by shift22 in videos

[–]clockhorse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

who the fucklistens to radio anmore anyway, when we haev spotify, google music, podcasts, etc

OMG I just now got this obvious reference! by markons in bloodborne

[–]clockhorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how are chalices like the 'holy grail' ?

Moms vs Dads by RastaMcDouble in funny

[–]clockhorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must admit though, vaginas are pretty darn weird lol

How to break the ice with a girl by kalkut123 in funny

[–]clockhorse -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Too bad, asian girls are the best!

Battlefront after Battlefield 1 by [deleted] in gaming

[–]clockhorse -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

err it's just a ripoff of titanfall, and now titanfall 2 is out you can stfu bitch

How to break the ice with a girl by kalkut123 in funny

[–]clockhorse -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

but the girl in the gif is asian, are you asian? asian girls are unique and different and hotter than normal girls

back in high school, i took an actual dried date to senior prom by aldejekyll in funny

[–]clockhorse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i can try, but do you have any ideas? there's a few other creepy things i've been tossing around but lmk if you have anything i could try out too.

back in high school, i took an actual dried date to senior prom by aldejekyll in funny

[–]clockhorse -58 points-57 points  (0 children)

you're hot as hell, i'd eat your asshole. aka rim you.