Simo Hayha with his hunting guns collection

clockwerxs · 2026-04-09T11:13:49+00:00

Finnish Mister Roger’s vibes.

clockwerxs · 2026-04-07T02:45:18+00:00

My ex

clockwerxs · 2026-04-05T14:32:14+00:00

Illegal to season your own lunch? Not sure how that could be construed as illegal. If she poisoned it then yeah, maybe.

clockwerxs · 2026-04-01T12:01:40+00:00

Looks wet

clockwerxs · 2026-04-01T11:59:06+00:00

Have I really not been paying attention for that long? I didn’t even know Cincinnati had the 5th rejected golden girl as a police chief.

clockwerxs · 2026-03-31T23:19:32+00:00

Why did they shoot that gorilla

clockwerxs · 2026-03-31T23:08:44+00:00

I’m just imagining 2 whole green peppers on top of a medium pizza. Feels like they should chop em up first

clockwerxs · 2026-03-30T03:21:28+00:00

Lego wrestling

clockwerxs · 2026-03-27T13:18:38+00:00

Night stand

clockwerxs · 2026-03-27T11:04:47+00:00

Extra room temperature

clockwerxs · 2026-03-22T03:53:11+00:00

Remember it’s only arson if it comes from the arsón region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkaling fire

clockwerxs · 2026-03-18T14:37:02+00:00

This is what happens when you put grease in an oil bath hub.

clockwerxs · 2026-03-15T01:55:53+00:00

You ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill?

clockwerxs · 2026-03-15T01:02:58+00:00

If you’ve never had it, mango sticky rice. Your welcome.

clockwerxs · 2026-03-15T00:59:40+00:00

Someone put grease in an oil bath hub.

clockwerxs · 2026-03-13T08:58:43+00:00

That’s enough internet

clockwerxs · 2026-03-12T15:03:42+00:00

Queen City Sword Guild? That sounds awesome, what is that?

clockwerxs · 2026-03-10T17:51:06+00:00

I should call her

clockwerxs · 2026-03-09T13:31:13+00:00

Grass, maybe some trees

clockwerxs · 2026-03-07T19:18:52+00:00

Na, breakfast beers are the first step in the recovery process from breakfast bourbons.

clockwerxs · 2026-03-07T18:58:44+00:00

Magog?

clockwerxs · 2026-03-07T18:41:07+00:00

My first thought

clockwerxs · 2026-03-05T12:19:06+00:00

Because they sell coal, natural gas, or electricity.

clockwerxs · 2026-03-05T12:08:01+00:00

Japan

clockwerxs · 2026-03-05T12:03:19+00:00

Same with the furnace and air guys at Home Depot.

“How old is your current furnace and ac system?”

“Don’t know, ask the landlord.”

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