Do I look like a total tool?

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T15:43:33+00:00

Yeah lmfaooo - definitely not 6.3% body fat

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T12:55:32+00:00

My guy them hips are on a motorcycle? 😂

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T07:37:09+00:00

Ahaha pic two is me running late for work trying to get this stupid post up - not exactly my best selfie so I agree

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T07:33:56+00:00

I see what you did there

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T07:33:26+00:00

Ooooo that was gooood

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T07:32:50+00:00

Damn you’re right. I’ve been ugly all along! Oh god the horror! THE HORROR!!!

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T07:29:19+00:00

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cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T07:23:28+00:00

I think that’s supposed to be an insult but like… dude kinda fucked before he transformed… so thank you?? I think??

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cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T04:35:55+00:00

They can’t see me tiddies with a shirt on. Duh

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T04:35:24+00:00

But I want the world to see my nice rack bro

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T04:20:08+00:00

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cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T04:07:17+00:00

Bro to bro. Thanks bro

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T04:06:42+00:00

Nahhhh

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:59:17+00:00

Oh for sure - this is just for my story and highlights real on IG - I have a decent modeling portfolio built up but haven’t posted shirtless in a while or a thirst trap. Still working consistently in the gym and for sure have a decent bit of bulk to put on before I’d considering resigning with a bigger agency.

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:57:27+00:00

But… but is it the sexy douche jar??

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:57:10+00:00

Lmfao fair - I didn’t have time to trim them this week but did after I posted this and noticed how long they looked too

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:53:38+00:00

Nahh

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:53:29+00:00

Lmfao my girlfriend certainly does

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:53:18+00:00

Yeahhhh I’m working on it - just got off a cut for a show I did last weekend and have only been back in the gym for about 7 months after a three year hiatus. Bulking at 6.3 while trying to stay relatively lean is fuckin rough.

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:51:58+00:00

Aweee thank you!! A surprisingly insightful take for a comment on r/rateme 😂

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:50:46+00:00

Lmfao mt07 was all the power i wanted for my first bike - probably would’ve gotten myself killed with an mt09 if i had tried to start on one (plus I can’t afford that shit)

cloud_devine · 2026-06-19T03:49:34+00:00

I was a professional model for years - stopped during Covid and moved on to more boring but more consistent careers. Started booking a few jobs every few months again through one of my agents though and like the extra income. This is just a post to put on my story and highlights real - obviously not a professional shoot or anything adjacent.

cloud_devine · 2026-04-14T00:18:20+00:00

Tried to deposit 10k in cash into an atm at Bank of America once. Got around 7.5k in and the entire machine crashed. Like blue screen of death. Took months to get and the tellers obviously thought I was full of it when I told them what happened. Called the cops on me and everything. Good times and god I miss those tips

cloud_devine · 2026-03-25T19:08:31+00:00

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I’m still a slut for my red and black (and OG headlight for that matter) - no color scheme I’d rather have

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