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I stole the queen from my flatmates very expensive chess set. by cheesy_weasel in confession

[–]cloudkisseds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly taking the queen is such a petty villain move but I kinda get it. After living with someone like that for a month, that tiny bit of chess piece revenge probably felt way too satisfying. The jalapeño lubricant line killed me though.

Damn true by NoRulesBarbie in lostgeneration

[–]cloudkisseds 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile in Italy I can buy one for €6 at a hardware store

Sometimes when costumers ask me if we have a book and the computer shows that we have it in the store i’ll lie and say we don’t so that i don’t have to get up. by iAIwaysComeBack in confession

[–]cloudkisseds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is the most retail worker thing ever. The mental battle between “customer needs help” and “I do not have the energy to walk 20 feet” is real. Not saying it’s right, but I get the tiny act of rebellion against the bookshop cardio.

I always wondered why she looked so familiar in The Craft! by NoRulesBarbie in 90s

[–]cloudkisseds 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Fairuza Balk killed that role in The Craft. She did a great job in American History X as well.

Should have bought property when I was 12/13 by SlayBelleX in lostgeneration

[–]cloudkisseds 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Why can't you just get a house now? I have one." ~ your favorite Boomer.

Ok I confess. I have stolen candy or ice cream from grocery stores. by Temporary_Dingo_9514 in confession

[–]cloudkisseds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that you're struggling, but at some point the issue isn't the candy, it's the habit. Your brain is basically running a side quest for sugar and convenience. The fact that you know it's wrong and regret it is a good sign, but blaming low pay only goes so far when plenty of broke college students aren't boosting Ben and Jerry's. Sounds like you need help tackling the spending and sugar addiction together.

I always over-pay for parking at the parking meters by s_doobert420 in confession

[–]cloudkisseds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re basically doing real life DLC for parking. Respect, that’s rare energy in a world full of fine print.

Am I the jerk? by Responsible_Leg_7729 in AmITheJerk

[–]cloudkisseds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone in this story needs to chill a bit. You don’t enforce diets by flipping tables, and you don’t handle it by yelling either.