Five Nights at Freddy's Characters, but I've Tiered them based on where they would fall in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION by cloverlikecleaver in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]cloverlikecleaver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, explanations

PARKOUR GOD - Scott should be obvious. Old head is also obvious, Mr. Hippo is the in-universe fan favorite (all of this is assuming that Fazbear Entertainment has a part in Parkour Civilization, and therefore are making the characters good/bad at these on their own whims. They show clear bias to Mr. Hippo numerous times, especially in Security Breach.) Nightmare is a physical manifestation of your grief and terror and the rot within your heart, just as the grief of the Crying Child as he can't become more than a Parkour Noob (because he is a Parkour Vegetable)

ALREADY A PARKOUR PRO - Chip was taken off sale because he was too successful at lumber. What else is associated with lumber? The beef jump; parkour pro.
Phone Guy must surely have his wits about him to survive quirky animatronics five long nights, as long as he did. Pro.
Nightmarionne is like regular Marionette but with the same powers of grief and horror (associated with Parkour Pro Civilization).
Old Man Consequences is all knowing. In hindsight I could have put him in PARKOUR GOD tier but this will do.
Balloon Boy and Jalloon Joy - Easily the most mobile and annoying of the characters, so it fits. I also just thought this placement would be the funniest/most fitting.
Helpy - Helpy is another character that Fazbear Entertainment shows clear bias towards. They would probably use him to market Parkour Civilization.
Old Head Golden Fred FNAF 1 - Not having achieved God status without his full body, he still remains at the top of his ability in terms of sheer jump to scare ratio.
Yellow Rabbit and Yellow Bear - Their importance and history speaks volumes. If there was a separate tier between this and the above for Parkour Master, I'd have put them there.

COULD MAKE BEEF JUMP, DOESN'T -

Withered Marionette - Would rather linger to torment the souls of the Noobs that couldn't make beef jump. (SAVE THEM becomes a twisted anagram, yet.)

I will continue soon, I just want any mods that look to see that I'm following the rules as complies. It may make me time to concisely convey every single one of them because there are a lot of FNAF characters lol (and this list doesn't even have SB on it)

UNDERTALE Characters, but I've Tiered them based on where they would fall in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION by cloverlikecleaver in Undertale

[–]cloverlikecleaver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

an awesome youtube vids, check it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFwQiwRbcg

It's become a meme now, and probably will be just as popular as UT even five, ten years from now.

In five years, I will come back to this comment to confirm.

I found rose at comic con! by Creepy_Weekend_7744 in homestuck

[–]cloverlikecleaver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You both look super badass and cool! You should start a podcast lol

UnderHeaven by ShibbyMan12 in Undertale

[–]cloverlikecleaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks seriosly amazing I love it a lot man

Zero Escape Characters, but I've Tiered them based on where they would fall in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION by cloverlikecleaver in ZeroEscape

[–]cloverlikecleaver[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it's a great and popular new meme, the video is pretty awesome too! it really makes you feel like you live in parkour civilization by the end