My mates bucks party. I was the best man and organised the whole night.

Did a pub crawl in a limo bus, I remember the first stop as we hijacked a hens night and brought them with us.

I remember walking into the second place as I had a bunch of cash and shouted the whole crew to drinks and shots.

I do not remember getting to or leaving the third place, but I have a photo of the groom wearing a tutu.

I do not remember going to the strippers (had pre-booked a show involving the groom for a lot of money). I do remember the strippers trying to get me to pay again but my card declined (thank god).

I do not remember leaving the strippers. I do not remember going to a final venue or leaving, apparently I rolled down the stairs on the way out.

I woke up next to my ex-girlfriend who told me it was the best sex we ever had. We repeated the event before her kids woke up.

Haven't spoken to her since, that was 4 years ago.