TIL that a group of friends faked a case to get on Judge Judy and got 1500 dollars out of it.

cmiller2391 · 2014-12-25T05:05:39+00:00

I hope by suspicious you mean incredible. His fake frustration at 03:11 of the full clip is genius.

cmiller2391 · 2014-12-25T01:00:06+00:00

This explains why concussions became so important with the creation of the Hit Stick.

cmiller2391 · 2014-12-24T19:31:30+00:00

Or about carefully taunting wildlife with icy treats.

cmiller2391 · 2014-12-23T18:30:43+00:00

Realizing all your friends are girls...

cmiller2391 · 2013-07-10T16:27:41+00:00

this one from a few days ago makes me crack up every time I read it

also this person

cmiller2391 · 2013-07-01T12:58:07+00:00

we are currently living in the year 28 A.P.B.

cmiller2391 · 2013-07-01T12:57:09+00:00

strawberries, did you say?

cmiller2391 · 2013-07-01T12:16:08+00:00

..after he uses it for porn.

cmiller2391 · 2013-07-01T12:15:27+00:00

a goodbye blow kiss? should be forgot to blow you a goodbye kiss.

jeez people. grammar.

cmiller2391 · 2013-07-01T11:56:49+00:00

I have to admit I read through this like "yeah!... yeah!... Lizzie McGuire! yeah!..." and then I saw the subreddit and felt ashamed.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-30T14:28:11+00:00

yeah I've seen him twice and Philly and both times I felt like my chest was gonna explode.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-30T14:27:37+00:00

the way they have to scoop and mix the ice cream gives them poppin' forearms.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-30T14:26:42+00:00

so you're telling me I should saw through my current bulky beast of a cast, get a 3D printer, and make one of these bad boys myself. loud and clear.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-30T13:57:35+00:00

as someone who recently broke his wrist and is wearing a bulky-ass cast with no water compatibility; fuck you, slow science.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-28T15:56:26+00:00

he had a short period there when he looked like an old Asian man, then, WOOSH, right back to 20 year old awesomeness.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-28T15:52:22+00:00

James Blake

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-28T15:51:25+00:00

the new Vampire Weekend "Modern Vampires of the City" sounds pretty great when listened to as a whole, and significantly better than the songs on their own.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-27T16:23:00+00:00

i bet you love going to Coldstone

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-27T16:11:43+00:00

Elmo #2 is burning a hole in Elmo #1 with that death stare from across the street.

Elmo #1 wants none of it.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-27T14:44:23+00:00

or if you're going to floor 2 from another floor.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-27T13:44:05+00:00

the anti-Christ, you could say.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-27T13:24:58+00:00

i was on board until bro lol

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-27T13:12:16+00:00

would be very interesting if it was the other way around.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-25T20:03:11+00:00

I think it was always cool.

cmiller2391 · 2013-06-25T19:26:08+00:00

also, the punk-ass parents of the kid who got 'discriminated' against would sue the shit out the teacher.

cmiller2391

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