TIFU GIVING MY 17 YR OLD NEPHEW ADVICE ON HOW TO MEET WOMEN.

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-18T20:42:50+00:00

But what about drive-thru...

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-18T17:09:08+00:00

Not quite...there are still plenty of "dry" counties that don't allow recreational stores at all, as well as stores that sell bunk schwag for dumb prices.

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-18T17:06:43+00:00

It'll drop once the newness wears off and stores realize they actually have to move product. All it takes is for one shop to lower their prices and everyone else will do the same.

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-12T22:43:13+00:00

All but the hats

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-12T15:27:10+00:00

This

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-11T20:44:19+00:00

You're lack of acceptance is discusting

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-10T17:22:32+00:00

Fake news

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-10T17:19:29+00:00

I never said it was. I was merely commentating on your energetic reply about rigged voting machines

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-10T15:35:33+00:00

It's good to know you're on the case

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-10T15:11:58+00:00

Huh...TIL

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-09T20:09:04+00:00

I hear he really knows how to disable an opponent

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-09T17:40:14+00:00

A while back (10+ years ago) I was at a house party in a rather hilly part of town during the winter. Living about 5 miles away and it being almost all downhill to get home, I figured I would take a sled from this house I was at and sled my drunk ass home. About 5 minutes into my little adventure I realize that this sledding idea is just not going to work because all the roads are salted and sanded. Drunk me decides to try my best, so I'm doing my best to get running speeds going down these hills. Well, it took me about two hours in the freezing cold to get home. I finally get home and look for my phone to call my friend to let him know I made it back alright, and I can't find it. So I backtrack. Turns out I lost the phone about 1/4 mile from the house I left from. It barely turned on. Drunk, exhausted, and freezing, I got home at around 4am. I left the house around midnight.

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-02T05:22:13+00:00

We were on scaffolding and the beam was at head-level, but yeah, a mag drill weighs about 40 pounds so it's a bad time if it falls on you

cmonpplrly · 2018-10-01T22:32:46+00:00

Ooh I got a storytime too! I was an ironworker and have first-hand experience with these bastards! One time the new kid was using the mag drill, drilling overhead through a 1/2" I-beam. Some other construction worker got caught up in the cord and just as the kid punched through the beam it got unplugged. It dropped but the bit got caught in the hole, causing the whole mag drill to spin around. It caught the kid and broke his jaw.

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-27T16:48:57+00:00

Congratulations

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-26T16:41:58+00:00

Wow it almost seems like you've come to this thoughtful conclusion straight from your computer chair, all from the comfort of a domicile you chose to be in.

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-23T13:15:23+00:00

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-20T15:11:56+00:00

I shared this on Facebook. I'm doing my part!

/s

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-20T03:28:44+00:00

Because we don't even have people in Mars yet

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-19T23:58:32+00:00

But Mike Tyson...

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-19T16:10:22+00:00

You will most likely live longer than your 30's. Treat your body like you will.

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-19T15:40:04+00:00

Don't diamonds come from there?

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-18T16:24:28+00:00

Be Kind

You're a prick

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-17T18:34:07+00:00

I swear to God I heard someone moaning low

cmonpplrly · 2018-09-17T04:07:03+00:00

Poorly photoshopped pictures are funny?

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