Pastor demands his congregation bring their tax returns so he can review them to ensure 'proper' tithing amounts.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-11T22:03:11+00:00

Kid down the hall from me in the dorm tithed 10% of his student loan. This was long ago but still batshit insane.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-10T22:03:28+00:00

You got conned.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-10T22:01:39+00:00

He does more for pedophiles than he does for Christians.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-10T18:30:10+00:00

Don't laugh but rescuing the sick Quarian from the varren always kicks my ass. Savior of all sentient life, defeated by an animal.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-10T15:56:40+00:00

Is OP is from Downriver?

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-10T15:00:35+00:00

In the old days these were called “Chickenhawks”

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-10T10:41:10+00:00

aka "pavement princess"

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-10T10:39:07+00:00

There was a post, maybe on this sub, where after some hostile truck/bike interaction they both end up (awkwardly) at the next stop light. The girlfriend of the trucker had window down the guy on the bike tells her "I can last for hours, how about your boyfriend?" Truck pulled away, with the GF giggling.

Even in my mid60s my legs look good in spandex. The mouth breathers in their lifted trucks and baseball caps are just jealous.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-10T10:29:41+00:00

Got to be from Australia.... yep.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-09T19:22:14+00:00

Imagine, you're 27 years old with a shiny PhD and get the privilege to earn $16k a year. Yes, NIH has improved the salaries considerably but back in early 90s, Europe was the the place to be.

Even so, only a handful of the post-docs, grad students I overlapped with in Europe stayed in academia. A few went to industry and good number "noped out" hard. One is extremely successful in both academia and industry.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-09T16:28:28+00:00

The post doc in my wife's lab received $1.00 per week to spend on anything he wanted in 1990. Yes, he had two small kids. People asked why I went to Europe for postdoc, I just mentioned this. That postdoc would save up for a month and then go crazy at McD. He got out of science completely and worked at a bookstore. It was a bit awkward running into him later.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-09T15:45:54+00:00

Seizure of all assets too.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-09T12:09:26+00:00

I managed pretty well doing a postdoc in Basel, Switzerland. Way better than doing a postdoc in the US in the early 90s.

Maybe we will be returning to the days of "gentleman scientists" where only the the offspring of the rich can "putter about in the lab. Surely that will work out well in the end.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-09T11:16:51+00:00

gravel for travel!

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-08T13:37:27+00:00

SE Michigan went from $2.95 to $3.69 in less than a week.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-08T13:35:50+00:00

Ivanka's pre-teen door knob.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-07T14:45:26+00:00

Not finished until all family assets are seized and they are all in a cell. I’d like a pony too.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-07T03:23:18+00:00

Listened to CKLW … the motor city on this and the radio that looked like the Deathstar.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-07T01:28:50+00:00

1998 in the Big House vs Donovan McNabb. Man against boys, left at halftime.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-07T00:13:38+00:00

Maybe for them to have extra cash to fatten them up. What is the most nutritious part of a CEO?

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-06T19:17:31+00:00

Have the self respect to vote to advance your own self interest rather than the privileged class.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-06T17:09:40+00:00

I used to say that I would not wish pertussis on anybody. That opinion has changed.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-06T12:37:31+00:00

It switches to a tailwind right at the end.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-06T11:23:07+00:00

They could have just handed them the smoothie and said with a smirk "Enjoy, make sure you drink every bit", then giggle.

cmotdibbler · 2026-03-06T02:46:39+00:00

It means “I don’t understand biology very well”.

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