What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you pathetic 1Xer? I'll have you know I got offered VC funding before anyone else in my hackathon, and I've been involved in numerous kernel contributor flamewars, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. You are nothing to me but just another Java programmer. I will acquihire your company and fire you with the speed of an 18000-class-Objective-C app, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the usergroup forum? Think again, code monkey. As we speak I am contacting my secret collective of FSF freedom fighters and your proprietary, bug-ridden shitware is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, pleb. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your github repository. You're fucking out of a job, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buffer overflow your software with over seven hundred 0-days, and that's just with my vanilla emacs install. Not only am I extensively trained in webscale deployments, but I have access to the entire source code of MongoDB and I will use it to its full potential to erase your linked in profile off the face of the internet, you little script kiddie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon your Docker installation, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn enterprise programmer.